Brother Theodore Professions : Comedian Born : November 11, 1906 Died : April 5, 2001 Browse All Authors Top 6 quotes by Brother Theodore Only what we have lost forever do we possess forever. Only when we have drunk from the river of darkness can we truly see. Only when our legs have rotted off can we truly dance. As long as there is death, there is hope Brother Theodore drunk rivers long The best thing is not to be born. But who is as lucky as that? To whom does it happen? Not to one among millions and millions of people. Brother Theodore lucky doe people My name, as you may have guessed, is Theodore. I come from a strange stock. The members of my family were mostly epileptics, vegetarians, stutterers, triplets, nailbiters. But we've always been happy. Brother Theodore vegetarian names may It is fatal to be right when the rest of the world is wrong. Brother Theodore world The only thing that keeps me alive is the hope of dying young. Brother Theodore alive dying young As long as there is death, there is hope Brother Theodore there-is-hope long Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedian Bridget Christie comedian All Authors