Quotes by Curmudgeon I make a joke that I'm the Internet curmudgeon, but 'wary' is a good way to put it. Bill Keller curmudgeon internet way I am no longer a curmudgeon. I am a curmudgeon emeritus. James Gibbons curmudgeon humor I'm an old curmudgeon and I know it. Jonathan Frid curmudgeon knows Comfort, or revelation: God owes us one of these, but surely not both. Mignon McLaughlin curmudgeon revelations comfort In a way my reputation has become that of the curmudgeon. V. S. Naipaul curmudgeon reputation way I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy. Zach Galifianakis curmudgeon sour guy