Quotes by Funny Inspirational Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. Adelle Davis funny-inspirational kings food We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than what we are. Adelle Davis funny-inspirational health food He has a heart of gold - only harder. Adolphe Menjou funny-life funny-inspirational heart I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. Alan Coren fools-day funny-inspirational humorous Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay funny-inspirational technology integrity When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop. Alan Perlis funny-inspirational giving needs Truth is what stands the test of experience. Albert Einstein funny-inspirational truth wise Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet. Albert Einstein funny-inspirational health food When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. Albert Einstein funny-inspirational girl love I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth funny-inspirational inspiring life Nothing's changed my life more. I feel better about myself as a person, being conscious and responsible for my actions and I lost weight and my skin cleared up and I got bright eyes and I just became stronger and healthier and happier. Can't think of anything better in the world to be but be vegan. Alicia Silverstone funny-inspirational feel-better eye Women tend to be problem solvers. We work together. Amy Klobuchar funny-inspirational working-together problem I've always dreamed of growing up to be Amy Poehler. Amy Poehler amy funny-inspirational growing-up The great thing about taking big chances when you're younger is you have less to lose, and you don't know as much. So you take big swings. Amy Poehler funny-inspirational swings graduation High-tech tomatoes. Mysterious milk. Supersquash. Are we supposed to eat this stuff? Or is it going to eat us? Anita Manning funny-inspirational cooking food The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead. Ann Landers funny-inspirational funny-valentines-day being-happy I don't remember who said this, but there really are places in the heart you don't even know exist until you love a child. Anne Lamott funny-inspirational inspiring children [Hope is] the dream of a waking man. Aristotle funny-inspirational hope dream I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. Arthur Conan Doyle funny-inspirational men knowledge To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them. Baron de Montesquieu funny-inspirational leadership integrity 123456789»