Quotes by Hamburgers Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger. Abbie Hoffman hamburgers cows advice Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely. Al Yankovic hamburgers sick years I generally don't select my chicken or my hamburgers based on the personal ideology of the person who is either flipping the hamburgers or making the money back at corporate headquarters. But if people want to do that, they're free to do it. Alan Dershowitz hamburgers want people You know most of the food that Americans hold so dear - things like hamburgers and hot dogs - were road food, but even before they were road food, they were peasant food. Alton Brown hamburgers dog hot I'm standing in a slaughterhouse where the cattle are begging to become hamburgers. I have a right to be jumpy. Amelia Atwater-Rhodes slaughterhouses hamburgers comedy I would have much rather been in the jalopy with the kids, going to Hunt's for hamburgers. But, when I entered high school, all my friends got into sororities and fraternities and I didn't. Betty Friedan hamburgers kids school Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger. Bill Engvall shirts hamburgers doe I can understand wanting to have a million dollars but once you get beyond that, I have to tell you, it's the same hamburger. Bill Gates millions hamburgers dollars You are what you think you are. Bob Richards hamburgers inspirational thinking Cook ingredients that you are used to cooking by other techniques, such as fish, chicken, or hamburgers. In other words be comfortable with the ingredients you are using. Bobby Flay hamburgers cooking fishing I don't get the animosity when someone tells a joke that you don't like. Whereas if someone made a dish that you don't like if you went to a restaurant, you would either try another dish or you just don't go back to that restaurant. But you don't say like, "I did not like the hamburger here. This restaurant should be shut down. It should be banned from making hamburgers. No one else should have these hamburgers." And everyone else is like, "No, you wouldn't do that." Brad Williams hamburgers should-have trying If you're just grinding up hamburger at McDonald's, I see that as a bit of an affront to living things. You're not really honoring the life. Bryan Fuller affront hamburgers mcdonalds The U.S. Open is the only place in America where you can't trade in your Mercedes-Benz for a hamburger. Bud Collins benz hamburgers america I'll take you to Mickey D's," said Sean. "I'll buy you a hamburger." Annie was not thrilled. Sean's offer did not compare to offers made in other centuries. "And fries," Sean said. "And a vanilla milkshake." Annie remained unthrilled. "Okay, okay. You can have a Big Mac." Romance in my century, she thought, is pitiful. Caroline B. Cooney vanilla hamburgers romance Looking hard for a drive in, searching for a corner cafe, where the hamburgers sizzle on an open grill night and day. Chuck Berry cafes hamburgers night Hear me out. Would you eat a hamburger if there was any chance it could punch you in the face? - How is a hamburger supposed to punch me in the face? Just say that it can. Would you bother? Or would you eat something else? Claudia Gray hamburgers chance faces So, this is my plea to all Western editors and producers: Display the Muhammad cartoon daily, until the Islamists become accustomed to the fact that we turn sacred cows into hamburger. Daniel Pipes hamburgers editors cartoon Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the "patty" group, which includes hamburgers, fish sticks, and McNuggets- foods that have had all of their organs safely removed. Dave Barry hamburgers groups mother Whether you sell hamburgers or computers, we’re all in the customer service business. Our goal must be to exceed our customers’ expectations every day. Dave Thomas hamburgers goal expectations They figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating. David Letterman hamburgers coffee hot 1234»