Quotes by Humorous Terence, this is stupid stuff: You eat your victuals fast enough; There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear, To see the rate you drink your beer. But oh, good Lord, the verse you make, It gives a chap the belly-ache. The cow, the old cow, she is dead; It sleeps well the horned head: We poor lads, 'tis our turn now To hear such tunes as killed the cow. Pretty friendship 'tis to rhyme Your friends to death before their time. Moping, melancholy mad: Come, pipe a tune to dance to, lad. A. E. Housman humorous stupid sleep Who made the world I cannot tell; 'Tis made, and here am I in hell. My hand, though now my knuckles bleed, I never soiled with such a deed. A. E. Housman humorous hands world This is for all ill-treated fellows Unborn and unbegot, For them to read when they're in trouble And I am not. A. E. Housman ill humorous trouble I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. A. J. Liebling powerful humorous witty An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose. A. P. Herbert noble humorous purpose Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait. A. Whitney Brown humorous military funny The brand is lying about something, or at least misrepresenting it. When I read a bottle of shampoo or moisturizer or other beauty product, I always perceive a dark subtext. The words haunt me. It comes across as humorous to the reader/audience, but in fact the words really do make me a little bit queasy. Nothing is as easy or natural as consumer brands want us to think - no problem is as resolvable. Your hair will fall out, eventually. Yet we do have these brands, and we line our shelves with them. There's an inherent irony. Aaron Belz humorous lying fall Women who miscalculate are called mothers. Abigail Van Buren family humorous mother Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding. Abraham Kaplan parenting humorous children A jury too often has at least one member more ready to hang the panel than to hang the traitor. Abraham Lincoln humorous success funny If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. Abraham Maslow humorous wisdom education The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg. Abraham Maslow humorous god silly Never forget that it is the spirit with which you endow your work that makes it useful or futile. Adelaide Hasse motivation humorous witty A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. Adi Da money humorous funny In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. Adlai E. Stevenson humorous witty funny You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are. Adolphus Busch money humorous drinking Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does. Al Bernstein humorous knowledge thinking Vote early and vote often. Al Capone powerful humorous witty I don't even know what street Canada is on. Al Capone streets canada humorous I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope it's my last. Al Forman fans humorous birthday 1234567891011»