Quotes by Pigs When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to yourself?" "What's for breakfast?" said Pooh. "What do you say, Piglet?" "I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" said Piglet. Pooh nodded thoughtfully. "It's the same thing," he said. A. A. Milne pigs food morning Tiny as a sparrow, fierce as an eagle, Lisbeth Salander is one of the great Scandinavian avengers of our time, an angry bird catapulting into the fortresses of power and wiping smiles off the faces of smug, predatory pigs. A. O. Scott eagles pigs bird Roxy Sorkin, your father just won the Academy Award. I'm going to have to insist on some respect from your guinea pig. Aaron Sorkin awards pigs father To steal from a brother or sister is evil. To not steal from the institutions that are the pillars of the Pig Empire is equally immoral. Abbie Hoffman sister-in-law brother pigs I looked at [Goering eating sausage] and I knew that what they say was true: that pigs eat the flesh of their own. Adolf Hitler sausage flesh pigs But I will place this carefully fed pig Within the crackling oven; and, I pray, What nicer dish can e'er be given to man. Aeschylus praying pigs men Man's nature is made up of four elements, which produce in him four attributes, namely, the beastly, the brutal, the satanic, and the divine. In man there is something of the pig, the dog, the devil, and the saint. Al-Ghazali dog pigs men ManBearPig, half man, half bear, half pig Al Gore half pigs men My family and I reside on a non-working farm, although we have a couple of horses and the usual stuff like pigs, cows, and chickens. We really don't have an honest-to-goodness farm, more of a hobby farm. Al Jardine horse couple pigs Yeah, the cut throats and the pigs. But who wants all that blood spilled, judge, huh? Isn't there a simpler way of not pissing off the big vipers? Al Swearengen cutting pigs blood I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment. Albert Brooks bigs pigs compliment Well-being and happiness never appeared to me as an absolute aim. I am even inclined to compare such moral aims to the ambitions of a pig. Albert Einstein ambition pigs happiness Happiness, as a pursuit, is suitable only for pigs. Albert Einstein suitable pursuit pigs The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig. Albert Einstein wedding marriage pigs Pride grows in the human heart like lard on a pig. Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn pride heart pigs Guys can look like pigs. The girl always has to be a looker. Look at most TV shows: According To Jim - pig and a looker. Still Standing - pig and a looker. Ralph Kramden [on The Honeymooners] - pig and a looker. Family Guy - pig and a looker. It's a theme. Alex Borstein family-guy girl pigs Who can't like pigs? They're wonderful creatures! I've always liked pigs. Alexander McCall Smith creatures wonderful pigs Genet raised his hand, and I squeezed my eyes shut, sure I would be receiving the worst backhanded slap of my life. Genet froze and whimpered, but didn't back away. "Oh, ho," said a familiar voice. "That was close !" I opened my eyes as North's free hand - the one that hadn't caught Genet's wrist - gently pulled my arm free. I pushed myself away from both of them. "You interrupt my business ?" Genet sputtered. "Do you know what this wench just accused me of being ?" "A filthy pig," North said good-naturedly. "But there's only one filthy pig allowed in her life, and the position's been filled. Alexandra Bracken eye pigs hands You pigs, you. You rut like pigs, is all. You got the most in you, and you use the least. You hear me, you? Got a million in you and spend pennies. Got a genius in you and think crazies. Got a heart in you and feel empties. All a you. Every you. Alfred Bester heart pigs thinking These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig. Alfred Hitchcock music pigs men 1234567891011»