Quotes by Poop You know we fixate on the food so much itself: “Oh, the ultimate brownie or the ultimate this or that” -- well, let me tell you something: It’s all poop in about 12 hours, okay? The real power that food has is its ability to connect human beings to each other -- that’s the stuff right there and, to me, everything else is secondary to that. Alton Brown poop real stuff The great thing about having a bunch of kids is that they just remind you that you're the person who takes them to go poop. That's who you are! Angelina Jolie poop motherhood kids Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise. Craig Benzine poop mouths bird My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere. Dana Gould poop dog mean To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down. Dana Gould poop santa looks Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog. Dana Gould poop leaving dog The fact that Gene Weingarten and I and Bathroom Inventory are now part of some kind of Matrix of Poop strongly suggests that the Pulitzer is not what it once was. Dave Barry poop inventory facts I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers. David Duchovny poop backyards real If you get made fun of working at Pier One Imports, you can't pelt them with poop. Doug Stanhope piers poop fun Ram it up your poop chute. Frank Zappa poop rams Eat like a bird, poop like an elephant. Guy Kawasaki poop elephants bird I do not care about the greatest good for the greatest number . . . Most people are poop-heads I do not care about them at all. James Alan Gardner poop numbers people I respect so much the work that so many women do, but that's just not what I do. I have a job where I advertise yogurt that makes you poop, and people love it and tell me about their bowel movements, every day. Jamie Lee Curtis poop jobs people I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop! Jonah Goldberg poop dog thinking They tell you that at his age, all they do is eat, sleep, and poop. And what I've learned is they can actually do all three at the same time. Who knew? Josh Duhamel poop age sleep I use an app called ChoreMonster. The kids earn points for brushing teeth or picking up the dog poop. It's genius. Julie Bowen poop dog kids One side sticks to the facts, and the other side is close to playing with its poop. Keith Olbermann poop sides facts Whenever I feel nervous, I feel like I have to poop. Kendra Wilkinson poop nervous feels If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop. Kurt Cobain poop karma mean Question: What is the white stuff in bird poop? Kurt Vonnegut poop white bird 12»