Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister. Zlatan Ibrahimovic More Quotes by Zlatan Ibrahimovic More Quotes From Zlatan Ibrahimovic Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he's still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot... Then we would have serious problems! Zlatan Ibrahimovic messi feet doe We usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend Zlatan Ibrahimovic living-legends before-death legends He's a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets Zlatan Ibrahimovic awards guy winning I like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation. Zlatan Ibrahimovic making-a-difference differences special Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin Zlatan Ibrahimovic kosovo virgins mother Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions Zlatan Ibrahimovic wenger trials football When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari you put premium fuel in the tank, you drive onto the motorway and you floor the accelerator. Guardiola filled up with diesel and went for a spin in the countryside. If that’s what he wanted, he should have bought himself a Fiat from the start. Zlatan Ibrahimovic ferrari I think I'm like wine. The older I get, the better I get. Zlatan Ibrahimovic wine thinking Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today. Zlatan Ibrahimovic cheer names people It's true I don't know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am. Zlatan Ibrahimovic who-i-am knows I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel. Zlatan Ibrahimovic score winner fire Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay! Zlatan Ibrahimovic gay house baby José Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission - feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.' That guy says whatever he wants. I like him. Zlatan Ibrahimovic wife stars sleep I'm like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it. Zlatan Ibrahimovic fourth rounds said First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog. Zlatan Ibrahimovic dog hot firsts I don't need the Ballon d'Or to know I'm the best. It matters more to some players Zlatan Ibrahimovic player matter needs You don't need a team leader, you need quality. Zlatan Ibrahimovic quality team leader A World Cup without Zlatan is not worth watching. Zlatan Ibrahimovic world-cup cups world That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player; if you don't, you're not. Zlatan Ibrahimovic score player ifs I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch. Zlatan Ibrahimovic position player play
