Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe. Lee Trevino More Quotes by Lee Trevino More Quotes From Lee Trevino My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch. Lee Trevino swings lunch golf Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket. Lee Trevino dollars pockets sports If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. Lee Trevino iron golf sports The older I get, the better I used to be. Lee Trevino tennis wine golf You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. Lee Trevino husband golf sports You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish. Lee Trevino making-money mexican I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced. Lee Trevino games golf dirty Who can say I have a bad swing? The only thing that matters in golf is the score you put on the board. You don't have to look pretty out there, you have to win. Look at my record and tell me who has a better swing than mine. Lee Trevino swings winning golf There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls. Lee Trevino perseverance golf sports You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket. Lee Trevino play golf two There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray. Lee Trevino play golf two I played the tour in 1967 and told jokes and nobody laughed. Then I won the Open the next year, told the same jokes, and everybody laughed like hell. Lee Trevino next-year hell years 99% of the putts that are short don't go in the hole Lee Trevino holes My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time. Lee Trevino marriage sports funny One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic. Lee Trevino senior nice sports Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars. Lee Trevino dog golf two His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing. Lee Trevino nerves golf memories When you're poor, you know nothing about the future, you know nothing about the world, nothing that goes on outside 300 yards around you. Lee Trevino yards goes-on world It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on. Lee Trevino clothes golf fun If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80. He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores in Ohio. Lee Trevino ohio break play
