His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. Arthur Baer More Quotes by Arthur Baer More Quotes From Arthur Baer A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure. Arthur Baer library pressure blood A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it. Arthur Baer your-smile hiking funny A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source. Arthur Baer pipe plumber source It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins. Arthur Baer law impossible justice If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs. Arthur Baer thumbs faces littles An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out. Arthur Baer cab empty You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country. Arthur Baer lunch men country [History is] petrified imagination. Arthur Baer imagination history Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf. Arthur Baer lefties lambs past It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope. Arthur Baer rope helpful men About a veteran player thrown out trying to steal second: There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest. Arthur Baer honesty player heart Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular. Arthur Baer illegal liquor drinking If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. Arthur Baer human-nature would-be law If you demand money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called 'blackmail'. If your lawyer demands money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called a settlement. If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs. Arthur Baer thumbs demand silence Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. Arthur Baer The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness. Arthur Baer ladies over another carelessness She's generous to a fault - if it's her own. Arthur Baer her fault she own It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop. Arthur Baer hear drop you quiet His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest. Arthur Baer full head honest feet She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on. Arthur Baer she diet food hands
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