I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably. Rich Fulcher More Quotes by Rich Fulcher More Quotes From Rich Fulcher While in a crowded underground carriage, scream 'It's happening again! Rich Fulcher crowded carriages scream People think that I live in England and have a British accent. Rich Fulcher england people thinking I missed the day in school where you subtract all the zeros. Let's say you subtract 10,000 minus 89. I never got the fact that you go next door and borrow a cup of coffee, and the zero changes to nine. For the longest time, I didn't know how to do it. I still to this day have been affected, and it was just one day they taught it. I was too afraid to say, "Why? What's going on with the zeroes?" So for the longest time, I thought that was a conspiracy. Rich Fulcher coffee zero school I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a result. Rich Fulcher teeth results memories Only he [Gordon Gekko] is a lot smarter than [Donald] Trump. Rich Fulcher smarter trump I guess the most interesting thing that people think is I'm English [because of The Mighty Boosh]. Rich Fulcher people interesting thinking I love to hate [Wall Street] it, and I like it. I love the fact that I hate it and like it at the same time. Plus, Gordon Gekko is now [Donald] Trump, isn't he? Rich Fulcher wall hate facts Sometimes I'd go [in British accent] "Uhh, brilliant! Absolutely brilliant, thank you. Wonderful. Cheers!" I do say "cheers" automatically," from living over there. I say "cheers" to everything. Rich Fulcher brilliant cheer sometimes It was in D.C., and I couldn't believe how they were just three guys, but they sounded like six guys. It was amazing. I got spoiled, because that was my first concert. I wish in retrospect I had seen someone like Air Supply, and then my expectations could keep rising. Nothing against Air Supply. "I'm All Out Of Love" is still a classic. Rich Fulcher air love-is believe We saw The Man From La Mancha, and I remember there was a scene where the woman's skirt fell off, and I got embarrassed and excited at the same time. Rich Fulcher skirts saws men When we were touring with The Mighty Boosh, we went on a ghost tour of York. It was all about ghosts, and the tour guide was hilarious. Rich Fulcher tour-guides guides ghost I didn't know there were so many ghosts in [New] York. Rich Fulcher ghost new-york knows I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license. Rich Fulcher practice law long I thought you'd be arguing [in the law school], and then I realized you have to read all these cases, and it's mostly writing, and then I just thought, "Well, I might as well stay and get the degree." Rich Fulcher law writing school When I was little, I met Ronald Reagan. I think I said something to him. Rich Fulcher mets littles thinking When I just want to be free, I'll wear the Banderas outfit and the mask and touch myself. On the chest. Only on the chest. I just want to feel the silky silks. Rich Fulcher mask want feels I still have the Antonio Banderas outfit from when I toured with Noel Fielding. I kept that outfit, and if you guys want it back, forget about it. It's mine. Silky silky. My silky, silky shirt is mine. My black pants are mine. And the boot is mine! Rich Fulcher black boots guy I think more about clicking the teeth, because I have to line them up just exactly right, and then I slam them down so they exactly meet. And I think I worry about that too much. I'm not thinking about remembering. Like, "Wow, that was a great moment went my son went trick-or-treating": click. "What was I supposed to remember?" That sort of thing. Rich Fulcher worry son thinking It's sort of like a reminder [click my teeth together] to remember it, but I don't think it works. I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a result. Rich Fulcher together memories thinking Every time the tour guide told a story, he would build it up to the point where he'd say, "And there was Bloody Joe, and his young ghost son walked into the room." He would build it up, and then it was just "the ghost walked into the room." And he would say, "Let's move on," and that would be it. It's like, wait, what happened to the bloody ghost? That's it? We knew he was making some of it up. Rich Fulcher waiting son moving
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