I didn't have things as a child, and I was determined to get them. Jackie Gleason More Quotes by Jackie Gleason More Quotes From Jackie Gleason One of these days... One of these days... Pow! Right in the kisser! Jackie Gleason powhoneymoonersthese-days The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. Jackie Gleason inspiringfoodfunny If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don't know you have it, you don't have it. If you don't have it but you think you have it, then you have it. Jackie Gleason wisdomwisethinking Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity; at least while dreaming, we partake of the power of the Spirit, the infinite Godhead that creates the cosmos. Jackie Gleason waking-lifecreativitydream Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. Jackie Gleason inspirationbeautifulfunny Sometimes the feeling that life is great just swells up inside you and fills you with joy. Jackie Gleason life-is-greatfeelingsjoy Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at. Jackie Gleason pimplesdrinkinglooks Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse. Jackie Gleason griefgolfwind A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge. 'I don`t like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges. Jackie Gleason toughchallengespeople I have a 'Play The Melody' philosophy. It means don't over arrange, don't make life difficult. Just play the melody-and do it the simplest way possible. Jackie Gleason inspirationalphilosophymean Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us. Jackie Gleason god-has-a-sense-of-humorsense-of-humordoe Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle. Jackie Gleason deerplaygolf I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings. Jackie Gleason alcoholicsmeetingsdifferences The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch. Jackie Gleason scotchglassessong Some drink to forget, some drink to remember-me, I drink to get bagged. Jackie Gleason drinkforgetremember Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love. Jackie Gleason marriagehusbandthinking Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl. Jackie Gleason fakepassiongirl It is difficult for people to appreciate their own laughter unless you show them some pathos along the way. Jackie Gleason laughterappreciatepeople I have no use for humility. I am a fellow with an exceptional talent. Jackie Gleason talenthumilityuse A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini. Jackie Gleason homemenchildren
