I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" t... by Zsa Zsa Gabor

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?

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I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kep... by Zsa Zsa Gabor

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

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I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

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Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more... by Zsa Zsa Gabor

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

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The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage. by Zsa Zsa Gabor

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.

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My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes. by Zsa Zsa Gabor

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

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How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own? by Zsa Zsa Gabor

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

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A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds... by Zsa Zsa Gabor

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

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I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

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To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for... by Zsa Zsa Gabor

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

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Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

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Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation. by Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

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What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

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I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to as... by Zsa Zsa Gabor

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

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I believe in large families: every woman should have at least thr... by Zsa Zsa Gabor

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

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I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back. by Zsa Zsa Gabor

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

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I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect no... by Zsa Zsa Gabor

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.

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As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I... by Zsa Zsa Gabor

As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.

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I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names. by Zsa Zsa Gabor

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

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I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.

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There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances... by Zsa Zsa Gabor

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash

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