Matthew Gray Gubler: I guess I'm just in the flow and riding the wave.

Take criticism, smash it into dust. Add color and use it to paint breathtaking images of unicorns frolicking through endless fields of greatness.

Matthew Gray Gubler

greatness color dust

I think it's perfectly acceptable and rather admirable to be moderately delusional

Matthew Gray Gubler

admirable delusional thinking

If you're lucky enough to find a weird - never let them go.

Matthew Gray Gubler

lucky enough life

At my sexiest, I look like an androgenous Muppet.

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muppet sexiest looks

I've seen so many beautiful curvy women gain success in hollywood and then wither into bobble headed stick figures in some grotesque attempt to fit a revolting hollywood trend. I like real women, not the broomsticks that Hollywood has been selling lately.

Matthew Gray Gubler

hollywood real beautiful

I live in my own bubble. I'm in Gublerland.

Matthew Gray Gubler

bubbles my-own

My heroes have always been the hardworking and unflappable. Those who light a candle rather than curse the darkness.

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light darkness hero

I'm usually pretty lame when it comes to physical activity, but I'm like a Jedi on the badminton court. It's as if my body was built specifically for it - tall and lanky, with wrists like mousetraps.

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wrists lame body

I get very little sleep. But I try to stay constantly busy. My fear is that if I stop working I'll, like, die. So throughout my life I've always tried to remain busy, and I sort of know no other way. I think if my heart rate slowed it would affect my constitution, strangely. I've been trained to do that.

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sleep heart thinking

I love polite people, late September, weeping mortar, and my fantastic fands (fans/friends)

Matthew Gray Gubler

september fans people

I really cite Walt Disney as teaching me everything I know. It sounds crazy, but I'm serious! In 'Bambi,' the mother dies, but you don't see the corpse. You see the father, the stag, come up and you see 'Bambi' alone, and that has so much more impact than seeing a mutilated deer.

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crazy mother father

I once gave a girl a bloody fake ear in a Tiffany jewelry box with a letter that said, “will you Gogh to prom with me?

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fake girl ears

My favorite time of year is October, Halloween is my favorite holiday, and I know that watching horror movies was such a special thing to me as a child and my only dream is that I get to make it feel like Halloween all year round for other kids, for other weirdos like me.

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halloween dream children

I'm obsessed with coffee. My doctor says if I don't cut back, I am going to permanently damage my esophagus. No joke.

Matthew Gray Gubler

doctors cutting coffee

I studied directing prior to acting and I've done music videos and documentaries and things that were sort of well-received.

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video acting done

I just love entertaining. I will do anything - stand-up comedy, video games, fencing, internet shorts - I just want to keep being lucky enough to entertain people anyway I can. I try never to limit my art to a medium.

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games people art

I was horrified of the dark. I realized that the only way I could get over that fear was by scaring other people, so I became obsessed with ghost stories, drawing monsters, watching monster movies, sneaking into horror movies, and it's just been the love of my life forever.

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ghost-stories drawing dark

I've taken magic lessons since I was five-years-old. When I was little I would wear a top hat and cape, and I'd get relentlessly beat up by jocks. That's why I don't care for sports.

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taken sports years

I found out that smoking is the leading cause of statistics.

Matthew Gray Gubler

statistics causes smoking

Cargo pants freak me out. Too many pockets. I always forget where my wallet is.

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freak pants pockets