I know this guy is a musician so I hope he can play us a tune that could get us the hell out of here.

Joe Teti

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The same water that will kill you, drown you, give you hypothermia is the same water that will help you survive.

survival giving water

Surviving a tough situation means staying in the fight and maintaining a warrior's mindset.

warrior fighting mean

It's darker than a well diggers ass.

ass wells survival

You've always got to have a plan B. You've got to be able to shift gears and find a new course of action.

gears able survival

In any survival situation, you need to weigh the risk and the reward.

risk survival needs

If you don't have your game-face on, you're going to go home either to a hospital or to a casket.

survival games home

The decided to go exploring, be Indiana Jones they don't have a light they don't have a map you're a screwed with a capital S.

maps survival light

It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face.

goats survival sound

What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer.

guy drinking beer

I ran across a rattlesnake once in New Mexico, you know what I did with it, chopped its head off and we ate it.

rattlesnakes mexico survival

After 20 years in special operations trust me, I know my body.

survival special years

It's alright if you lose a few battles, but as long as you win the war, that's all that matters.

winning war long

I'm a combat diver, I've never done something like this.

combat survival done

Sandals are made out of rubber, and when lit on fire burn black.

black survival fire

This is teamwork; this is what it's all about.

survival teamwork

I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers.

survival wine beer

What do you say to a guy that says a tree's sexy.

sexy guy tree

This place has a one, two knockout punch.

knockouts survival two

If you're rushing around like a chicken with its head cut off you're probably going to get hurt.

rushing cutting hurt

You know what, I'll suffer in silence.

survival silence suffering