I'm not much for setup... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife. Al Madrigal More Quotes by Al Madrigal More Quotes From Al Madrigal Near my house in Los Angeles is a waterfall. I love to take the wife and kids, but it's also near a sketchy neighborhood. So there's a lot of gang members that hang out at the waterfall. It's like somebody took an Ansel Adams photo and then put a Cypress Hill video inside it. Al Madrigal gang-members wife kids I bullshit on the phone all day with a variety of people discussing various projects, and occasionally write jokes. Al Madrigal phones writing people The horrible truth is that I am lazy and I am going to write and do bits that just hand themselves to me. Al Madrigal lazy writing hands You grow up real quick, a half-Mexican in a sailor's suit, because I'd be riding the streetcar to school everyday - minding my own business, humming out a 'Frere Jacques' - and I realized that in any other town, this might be considered cute. But you know what it is in San Francisco? Sexy. Al Madrigal growing-up sexy cute I'm always alone. Sad face emoticon. Al Madrigal always-alone sad-face faces Well, once I fried tofu and put Sriracha on it. After that I was so depressed I swore off preparing food for myself altogether. Al Madrigal preparing-food tofu wells Don't bring your sand toys to the park. That's another bad move. Because I go to the park, and I'm on the Vicodin and a little weed too - let's face it - and I go in there, and my wife's like, 'Bring the sand toys! Bring the sand toys!' And I know what happens every single time: I become sand toy repo man from the eight little kids that run off in nine different directions with my sand toys. Al Madrigal weed running moving I'm half-Mexican - get used to it 'cause in about five to 10 years, you're all gonna be related to one. Whether you like it or not, no matter how much you prepared your family, you're gonna show up at Thanksgiving one of these years, you're gonna walk in and say, 'Hey! What's happening? Since when did we start serving flan?' Well, what's happening is that somebody's boning a Latino. Al Madrigal hey mexican years We're down in Mexico. It's for a bachelor party, so we go into a Mexican strip club... I go back with this woman down a murky hallway, and then without missing a beat - these ladies are all business - she goes, 'Go ahead, take out your dong.' 'I'm not taking out my dong. And by the way, who uses the word dong? If you want to be hip to the lingo, they're not using the word dong up in the States. Al Madrigal mexican party missing Im so sick of people treating Latinos like some homogenous group that all feel the same way about everything. Al Madrigal sick people way Stop throwing us all together like some sort of Puerto Ricaminican Tex-Mex buffet. Al Madrigal buffets throwing together My primary responsibility is to be funny. Al Madrigal primaries responsibility I once called a guy into his own office and spun around in his own chair to greet him. That kind of thing may be why I quit, before I got into serious trouble. I would smile and the person would get so upset. But you do a thousand of those things, and it makes you weird. Al Madrigal weird you smile serious I've always liked and appreciated storytellers like Garry Shandling and Bill Cosby - more long-form comedy. So starting in San Francisco, watching all these great comics - Patton Oswalt, Dave Chappelle - you get to see them a bunch, and you go, 'Wow, this is where I need to be.' Al Madrigal great see you comedy When my son was 3 years old - I'll never forget this - there was this homeless guy walking toward us, and my son looked at me, and he said, 'Who's your buddy?' Al Madrigal me never-forget walking son There are comics in L.A. doing impressions, and the first thing they do is hunch over and then start to do this bad Rick Moranis voice I do as well when I really get going. It's pretty horrible. Al Madrigal doing bad start voice I don't really move onstage; all I do is just gradually hunch more and more and jut out at the people in the front row. Al Madrigal out more just people There's no reason anybody should be reading too much into 'Thrift Shop.' I just have because I have a 10-year-old and a 7-year-old who are really into going to lyric websites, hitting print, and printing lyrics for every song that's popular. Al Madrigal too-much reading reason song My daughter, who is 7 years old - I have no idea where she learned this - she made a video where she's beat-boxing. We have no idea where the beat-boxing came from, but all of a sudden, there it was. Now we're launched into lyric sheets for every single song that is current. They're all over our house. Al Madrigal single daughter house song My daughter plays keyboard very well, and my son plays guitar, and they're totally into music. Al Madrigal guitar daughter music son
