I'm pretending to be a vegetarian. Were I not, I believe I probably still wouldn't eat a wallaby.

Kevin Moffett

Categorized in : Believe Vegetarian Pretending

Birth is a dream, spontaneous and innate. Death, on the other hand, is a slow, false, divine calamity. It is like love.

like-love dream hands

I'm hyper-aware of my last name and it's lack of Derby or Horowtiz-esque sonorousness. Moffett sounds like a type of couch cushion. I guess I'm hoping to start a wave of first-name usage.

lasts names sound

I'm a total ignoramus about the technical aspects but I have to say that it's awfully purty now.

aspect

I was thinking what I usually think about when I write: what the next word should be, whether my character should be an emu farmer or a wallaby farmer, the searing pain in my right temple.

pain writing character

Your field report might be the reason someone detoured six blocks, say, on their way to the chiropractor.

block might way