I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray. Henry Beard More Quotes by Henry Beard More Quotes From Henry Beard A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed. Henry Beard missed-ones enough golf The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year. Henry Beard definitions garden years Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough. Henry Beard groups golf two Garden: One of a vast number of free outdoor restaurants operated by charity-minded amateurs in an effort to provide healthful, balanced meals for insects, birds and animals. Henry Beard garden numbers animal Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners. Henry Beard beginners tennis golf Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club. Henry Beard player blessed golf A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom. Henry Beard balls golf water "Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf Henry Beard play golf lying Wear it if it clashes. Henry Beard clash ifs golf You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles. Henry Beard knitting cooking food Hoeing: A manual method of severing roots from stems of newly planted flowers and vegetables. Henry Beard weed flower vegetables Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone. Henry Beard holes balls golf Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again. Henry Beard autumn flower funny Chef: Any cook who swears in French. Henry Beard cooking food chef Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course. Henry Beard different golf two It's often necessary to hit a second shot to really appreciate the first one. Henry Beard appreciate golf firsts A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system. Henry Beard range driving golf Advice to anglers: don't take advice from people with missing fingers. Henry Beard fishing missing people Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown. Henry Beard swings balls golf Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives. Henry Beard golf
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