I've been to Vulcan where I've been vulcanized, Carbon where you get carbonated and Standard where you get standardized. Ernie Isley's invited me to Castor … and I'm not looking forward to it.

Ralph Klein

Categorized in : Looking Forward Standards Carbon

[On what bugged him] A fine city with too many socialists and mosquitoes. At least you can spray the mosquitoes.

mosquitoes cities funny

This is about unenforceable registration of weapons that violates the rights of people to own firearms.

weapons rights people

I know that at one time, the Arctic was the tropics. And I guess I wonder what caused that? Was it dinosaur farts? I don’t know.

fart dinosaurs knows

Albertans have always worn their passions on their sleeves. by Ralph Klein

Albertans have always worn their passions on their sleeves.

sleeves worn passion