If you are flattering a woman, it pays to be a little more subtle. You don't have to bother with men, they believe any compliment automatically. Alan Ayckbourn More Quotes by Alan Ayckbourn More Quotes From Alan Ayckbourn As a writer one is allowed to have conversations with oneself. What is considered sane in writers is made for the rest of the human race. Alan Ayckbourn race made conversation Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money. Alan Ayckbourn laughter money funny The darker the subject, the more light you must try to shed on the matter. And vice versa. Alan Ayckbourn light vices trying I think of a plot, I think of an idea, and then I wonder, How can I get that onto the stage? . . . Whatever devices you use should always be there to serve the theme. If the theme has been overtaken by the device, then something's wrong. Alan Ayckbourn plot ideas thinking There are very few people on top of life, and the rest of us don't like them very much. Alan Ayckbourn people A comedy is just a tragedy interrupted, I once said. Do you finish with the kiss or when she opens her eyes to tell him she loves him and sees blonde hairs on his collar? Alan Ayckbourn kissing eye hair What I find interesting is how close you can run the laughter along the seam of seriousness, and occasionally cross it, so that half the house genuinely doesn't know whether to laugh or cry. Custard pie humour is fairly universal, but at the other end, which I'm more interested in, there's the humour that hovers on the darkness, that walks in the shadow of something else, not always that obvious. Alan Ayckbourn pie laughter running There is a school of thought that believes that sleep is for the night. You appear to be out to disprove them. Alan Ayckbourn sleep believe school A gentleman ... sleeps at his work. That's what work's for. Why do you think they have the SILENCE notices in the library? So as not to disturb me in my little nook behind the biography shelves. Alan Ayckbourn work sleep thinking Cats names are more for human benefit. They give one a certain degree more confidence that the animal belongs to you. Alan Ayckbourn cat names animal Salad, I can't bear salad. It grows while you're eating it, you know. Alan Ayckbourn salad eating bears He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. Alan Ayckbourn hills heavy running Plays by Alan Ayckbourn have been attracting larger audiences in the regional theatres than those of Shakespeare. Alan Ayckbourn audience theatre play
