If your kid comes out of the bedroom and says he just shut down the government, it seems to me he should at least have an outfit for that. John Waters More Quotes by John Waters More Quotes From John Waters It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else. John Waters happinessinspirationallife I like art that challenges you and makes a lot of people angry because they don't get it. Because they refuse to look at it properly. Rather than open their mind to the possibility of seeing something, they just resist. A lot of people think contemporary art makes them feel stupid. Because they are stupid. They're right. If you have contempt about contemporary art, you are stupid. You can be the most uneducated person in the world and completely appreciate contemporary art, because you see the rebellion. You see that it's trying to change things. John Waters stupidartthinking How come there's no terrorism with humor, which is a great way to humiliate your enemy? It's a great time for that. John Waters terrorismenemyway I was as equally influenced by Bergman as I was [low-budget sexploitation filmmaker]. John Waters bergmanfilmmakerlows If you can make someone laugh who's dead set against you, that's the first step to winning them over to your side. John Waters your-sidewinninglaughing My idea of rich is that you can buy every book you ever want without looking at the price and you're never around assholes. That's the two things to really fight for in life. John Waters fightinglifebook My idea of an interesting person is someone who is quite proud of their seemingly abnormal life and turns their disadvantage into a career. John Waters careersideasinteresting I actually think that my films are intellectual. I think almost everything I do is intellectual, but I would never say that, because that's a compliment. That's up to others to say about me. The same way, I would never say I do art. I think art is up to history. It's up to other people to utter that word. So I try to be humble. John Waters humbleartthinking True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks. John Waters true-successjerkcareers You should never read just for "enjoyment." Read to make yourself smarter! Less judgmental. More apt to understand your friends' insane behavior, or better yet, your own. Pick "hard books." Ones you have to concentrate on while reading. And for god's sake, don't let me ever hear you say, "I can't read fiction. I only have time for the truth." Fiction is the truth, fool! Ever hear of "literature"? That means fiction, too, stupid. John Waters stupidmotivationalbook Don’t sleep with people who don’t read. John Waters sleeppeople I love radical theorists. But at the same time, I don't agree with them a lot, but I love their theories. I love how they intellectualize rage, and this inner battle that such a tiny percent of people really care about. I find that the most interesting. John Waters battlepeopleinteresting As far as socially redeeming value, I hope I don't have any. John Waters redeemingvalues People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway. John Waters drunkcreditpeople To understand bad taste one must have very good taste. John Waters good-tastevery-goodtaste It reinforced everything that I believe. I am an optimist. I believe in the goodness of people. John Waters goodnessbelievepeople Without obsession, life is nothing. John Waters obsessionlife-is So many great people are dead, and so many assholes I know are still alive. Karma's bullshit. I wish it was true, but it ain't. John Waters karmabullshitpeople When they throw the water on the witch, she says, “Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness”. That line inspired my life. I sometimes say it to myself before I go to sleep, like a prayer. John Waters girlprayerbeautiful People that pick up hitchhikers I believe are basically good people that believe in other people and understand problems and don't judge people. That's always the kind of person I'm looking for. John Waters judgingbelievepeople
