'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions. Hal Sparks More Quotes by Hal Sparks More Quotes From Hal Sparks You would not believe how much time people waste in a day. And how little time they put into things they genuinely love. Hal Sparks littles believe people If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie. Hal Sparks airplane comfort laughing If you are for freedom and equal rights, which we hear a lot of talk about these days, then you have to include the LGBTQ community in that. And if you're not willing to put your time where your mouth is, then I don't know quite what you mean by commitment in your life. Hal Sparks rights mean commitment Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer. Hal Sparks frustrated guitar play It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money. Hal Sparks more-money waste People think that the arts are optional and they aren't. They teach a level of emotional depth that's equally important to mathematic skill. You can replace some math skills with a calculator if you know how to operate the thing, but there's no calculator for human interaction. Hal Sparks emotional math art The pop musicians often leave meaning in the dust and substitute it for cartoons. The deeper artists - the grunge artists in the world and the emoticon people - tend to leave all of the happiness out of life like it just doesn't exist. Hal Sparks dust artist people Cold Case Files and similar shows do bang up business, which points to a certain thirst for details in the viewership, but it seems like all the news chat shows continue to force the myth that Americans can’t stand detail and have no interest in an idea that can’t fit on a bumper sticker. Hal Sparks bangs details ideas Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker didn't really care whether or not you won the toaster. Sorry to shatter everyone's dreams. Hal Sparks sorry dream reality I'm a futurist. Technology is our way out of almost every problem we have. Technology can create a new sense of community. Hal Sparks technology community way There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing. Hal Sparks hesitation Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids. Hal Sparks support stills kids The Bush administration made us nostalgic for ... well, any other time in history. Hal Sparks nostalgic administration made Boredom is your mind and body's way of telling you you're not living up to your potential. Hal Sparks boredom body mind Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine. Hal Sparks truth-be-told truth-is pet If I have anything, it's tenacity. Hal Sparks tenacity ifs I try to be as ignorant about things as I can. Hal Sparks ignorant i-can trying If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer. Hal Sparks yang style study Ive been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old. Hal Sparks years I admire Laura Bush because she's the only librarian who would marry an illiterate. Hal Sparks librarian admire laura
