Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it! by Frank Carson

Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it!

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An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to kno... by Frank Carson

An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.

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My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'

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A man up in front of a judge says "I don't recognise this court." "Why not?" "It's been redecorated since the last time I was here."

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A man goes into Boots and says: "Have you got any Viagra?" "Do you have a prescription?" asks the chemist. "No," he replies, "But 'I've got a photograph of the wife."

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I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the waiter said: "It takes four hours." I asked why and he said: "It keeps turning off the gas."

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There was a man sitting in the dining room of the Titanic, he said: "I know I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous."

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A man says to the doctor: "What's the good news?" "You've got 24 hours to live." He says: "What's the bad news?" The doctor says: "We should have told you yesterday."

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It's my wife Ruth's birthday soon. I said to her: "What would you like for your birthday?" She said: "I want a divorce." I said: "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

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Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st week in August?"

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I'm staying in a lovely hotel, dressing robe behind the door, lovely fluffy sheets - took me a half an hour getting my suitcase closed.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were invited to a Christmas party. The Englishman brought a bag of tinsel, the Scotsman brought a bag of holly and they asked the Irishman: "What have you brought?" He said: "I brought a pair of knickers." They asked: "What has that got to do with Christmas?" He said "They're Carol's."

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A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard."

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I bought these shoes in Taiwan, and they said in the inside "made... by Frank Carson

I bought these shoes in Taiwan, and they said in the inside "made around the corner."

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A girl asks her doctor, "Doctor, I've forgotten to take my contradictory pill!" The doctor says: "Are you ignorant?" The girl says: "Yes, three months!"

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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sa... by Frank Carson

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?

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There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches.

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My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror."

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What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish.

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So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance... by Frank Carson

So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.

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I asked a shop owner if he could help me out. He said: "What way... by Frank Carson

I asked a shop owner if he could help me out. He said: "What way did you come in?"

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