The craziest thing about TV directing is I turned in a version, and then they made their final changes - so I don't know what they are. So I'm like, "Ooo, I'm dying to see the final print." Jake M. Johnson More Quotes by Jake M. Johnson More Quotes From Jake M. Johnson You know, I'll tell you, nothing changed after 'No Strings' for me. A lot of people said, like, 'Your game will be different,' but it wasn't. It really wasn't. Jake M. Johnson differentgamespeople I always thought, if you're gonna do TV, you want to play a straight, solid, pillar-of-the-show kind of guy. Jake M. Johnson guywantplay If I took over the 'Glamour' offices for a day, I would put Joe Pesci on the cover. I would say 'We've got to change all these magazines a little bit. We have to bring out a different version of what is, like, cool. You know, what's winning. Joe Pesci, Burt Reynolds. Jake M. Johnson differentofficewinning Aspire to do better. Instead of being the leader of the group, be the little person. Jake M. Johnson groupsleaderlittles I feel like L.A. is more of a showcase, and Chicago is a pure comedy scene where you're doing comedy for comedy. You're doing comedy actually for the audience that's there. Jake M. Johnson comedychicagoscene You know, what 'New Girl' is doing is they're bringing in really cool people. These are home-run people who aren't your typical guest-star-type people. Jake M. Johnson girlstarsrunning I like pizza and I like cheeseburgers a lot and I like Chicago food a lot. Jake M. Johnson cheeseburgerpizzachicago If you have the ability to work with people smarter than you, always try to be the least smartest person in the room and surround yourself with talent, because iron sharpens iron. Jake M. Johnson irontryingpeople Sometimes, when you work with directors who have done it a lot and are established in the business and know the game, there are all these rules that they have. First-time directors will allow you to come in with choices. They're not so jaded by actors that they're like, 'Ugh, just do your job, man. Jake M. Johnson gamesjobsmen My dream career would be to be in things that have real heart and are telling real stories but while doing that, you're getting really big laughs. I don't necessarily love the straight crazy comedies. 'Caddyshack' is amazing, but there's not a lot of new 'Caddyshack's. Jake M. Johnson crazyrealdream My brother was an improviser. He's now a lobbyist, but he used to perform improv in the city when he was in high school, and one of the funniest guys I know to this day. Jake M. Johnson citiesbrotherschool There is always going to something very grounded about the characters I play, because of my Chicago roots, because the city is so grounded. Even my wife pointed it out when we were in the city, she said that even the architecture is grounded in Chicago, it's so solid. Because it has to deal with winters. There is something about Chicago that keeps people centered and grounded. Jake M. Johnson wintercharacterpeople My big break was really Liz Meriwether saw me in a movie called 'Paper Heart' and really liked it, and then saw me in a movie called 'Ceremony' because she knew Max Winkler and said, 'I want you to be in 'No Strings Attached,' but you gotta audition for it.' From that it was easier for her to get me in 'New Girl. Jake M. Johnson strings-attachedgirlheart In L.A., if you're in improv, and you're on those stages, all the big agents and managers and producers are watching those shows. They're not flying to Chicago to see the show. People are booking jobs off the stages in L.A. who aren't more talented than the guys in Chicago. But the most guys book out of L.A., and the second is New York. Jake M. Johnson new-yorkjobsbook I love when people on Twitter give advice. Jake M. Johnson advicegivingpeople I had spent 10 days of my life digging for garbage. Jake M. Johnson digginggarbage I knew I wanted to be an actor for a long time, but I was based out of Chicago and then I went to New York and I did 'The Upright Citizens Brigade' out there. I had a two-man show with a guy named Oliver Ralli who's now in the band Pass Kontrol, which is a big band out of New York. Jake M. Johnson new-yorkmentwo I had a lot of bad jobs but the one big internship I had is I interned for 'SNL' when I was 21 years old and that was the joke. You intern there and you think man, I'm going to be with the writers and the great comedians. Then you're getting everybody sandwiches and then the doors close and then all the great creatives are doing the work. Jake M. Johnson jobsmenthinking I prefer to work with first-time directors. Jake M. Johnson first-timedirectorsfirsts All of a sudden Mindy [Kaling] was writing on The Office and had sold a TV show. When we'd try to write shows, we'd jokingly call the word documents "Hit Show." We just couldn't crack the code. Jake M. Johnson tv-showsofficewriting
