You know, the next time you're guilty of anything, the next time you're charged with anything, try saying, "Hey, hey, hey, I didn't mean to run the stop sign." Or, "I didn't mean to leave the bar and get behind the wheel. I really didn't. I didn't mean to get behind the wheel after having some adult beverages." See if that works for you. And if you're saying it's not the same thing, yes, it is.

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End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

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results government ends

What do Obama and God have in common? Neither has a birth certificate. How do they differ? God does not think he's Obama.

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doe common thinking

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

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winning country children

Folks, we are in the midst of dangerous times like you cannot believe, and Donald J. Trump is the target.

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target like-you believe

The country will survive Obama, but it cannot survive the abject ignorance that elected him.

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ignorance country

If you want to make a Conservative angry, tell him a lie. If you want to make a Liberal angry, tell him the truth.

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conservative want lying

The Statue of Liberty was never meant to be a symbol of immigration. It was meant to be a symbol of liberty and freedom. Lady Liberty is stepping forward. She is meant to be carrying the torch of liberty from the United States to the rest of the world. The torch is not to light the way to the United States. It is to light the way to liberty to the rest of the world. Lady Liberty is carrying the light of liberty to the rest of the world. It is not a beacon for immigrants to get to this country because they're tired, they're poor, they're huddled, hungry, or thirsty.

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tired liberty country

We are under the stifling regulation and taxes of a predominantly left-wing type of thinking and philosophy. The eight years of Barack Obama have shrouded this country in punitive regulations. We haven't had economic growth higher than one and a half percent for the last eight or nine years, and that was done on purpose. There have been robust times in the past, and there are a lot of people right now that are doing well and are growing. But generally it ought to be much better in the past. There needs to be an economic revival.

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philosophy country thinking

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

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second-amendment gun-control government

Feminists want to be treated as equals, but at the same time they want special treatment.

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feminist special time

America is not a democracy. I think if your kids understood that - and most people don't. We are a representative republic. We're not a direct democracy.

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kids america thinking

The Democrat Party coalition has now been outnumbered. The Democrats threw away their allegiance to white working-class voters. They basically discarded everybody who's white that doesn't have a college education. Well, that is a huge number of people. The Democrats instead decided to build a coalition of minorities and illegal immigrants and union workers, and they are dwindling in number, and they are localized. They are in urban areas in a few big cities. We outnumber them now, and we can cement this for a huge amount of the future.

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party college people

What's the difference between a liberal and a conservative? A liberal will interpret the constitution, a conservative will quote it!

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constitution conservative differences

A feminazi is a woman to whom the most important thing in life is seeing to it that as many abortions as possible are performed. Their unspoken reasoning is quite simple. Abortion is the single greatest avenue for militant women to exercise their quest for power and advance their belief that men aren't necessary.

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simple stupid exercise

Ladies, if you want a happy marriage, then do whatever your husband tells you without questioning his authority.

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happy-marriage husband want

I can't see the Democrats working with Donald Trump on tax reform unless the rich get soaked. The thing about this that should be worrisome is that if this alliance happens, if they're not bluffing, if they're serious, and if my scenario gets close, it's not gonna be the Democrats adopting Trump's agenda. It's gonna be the other way around.

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democrat rich serious

Jeff Sessions is the lone voice in the Senate.

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lone senate voice

If you ever find that you only have an hour to live ....

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hours seems years

Government is not capable of caring. Government gets things done through coercion. They fine, they penalize, they tax, they confiscate, they jail, they bully to get what they want.

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jail government caring

Liberalism is a series of grievances in addition to everything else that it is.

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liberalism series grievance