Anthony Jeselnik Professions : Comedian Born : December 22, 1978 Browse All Authors Top 205 quotes by Anthony Jeselnik They had asked a lot of people before they got to me, so I felt kind of like I can do whatever I want because they don’t really have a plan B. I took advantage of that. I was like ‘ I will do it — but I will do it my way. ’. Anthony Jeselnik latest-headlines [ Right now ] it is high caliber and they are very nice, they don’t want to show anyone being embarrassed.... They don’t want to see anyone doing badly and that to me is the most interesting part. They took out all the mean stuff. And that is my favorite part. Anthony Jeselnik latest-headlines I was n’t bad enough that they could make fun of me. And I was n’t good enough that they would put me on TV. Anthony Jeselnik latest-headlines The driving force behind doing everything that I've been doing for 11 years as a stand-up is having problems with authority and not liking to be told what to do. Anthony Jeselnik behind problems doing driving I'm not just offensive, I'm very smart about the way that I do it, and that takes a lot of time. People say that young comics shouldn't be trying these things. That's ridiculous. You should try everything and see what sticks. Anthony Jeselnik you smart time people Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedian All Authors