Ayelet Waldman Professions : Novelist Born : December 11, 1964 Browse All Authors Top 125 quotes by Ayelet Waldman What I do with my kids is - and I think they probably do ignore us - is No Alcohol. If they're drunk they will be grounded for time immemorial. Ayelet Waldman drunk kids thinking In fact if I see you drinking I'll come down on you like a ton of bricks and call your mom. Ayelet Waldman bricks mom drinking The legalization of drugs, a proliferation of a public health approach to drug use and drug addition, a compassionate mental health system. And can we just say gender equality and the end of mass incarceration and the final shedding of the vestiges of a slave-based nation? Can we have that, too? Can I have it all? Ayelet Waldman drug-use mental-health finals The New York Times. Ayelet Waldman living But I really feel strongly that our kids do way too much homework. The research is on my side. It's easy to make a fuss when you're right. That can be the tagline of my life: 'It's Easy To Make A Fuss When You're Right.' Ayelet Waldman my-life you research life Similar Authors Adam Johnson novelist Ivan Goncharov novelist Binnie Kirshenbaum novelist Bruce Jay Friedman novelist Buchi Emecheta novelist Bryce Courtenay novelist All Authors