Benny Hill Professions : ComedianBorn : January 21, 1924Died : April 20, 1992 Browse All Authors Top 28 quotes by Benny Hill I don't do something I won't enjoy just for the money. I do it for the fun, for the joy of working. Benny Hill enjoymoneyjoyfun The mistake British comedians often make is trying to beat the Americans at their own game - getting visiting American singers on their shows, talking about 'sidewalk' instead of 'pavement,' sitting on high stools in a white dinner jacket doing ballads. That way, you simply end up with a mid-Atlantic mishmash. Benny Hill gameyoudinnermistake I'm single. I don't have a family. I certainly don't have to work. I don't want to be the richest man in the cemetery. Benny Hill mansinglefamilywork If you can mix glamor and gags, then you can catch the audience twice over. Benny Hill catchoveryouaudience I sometimes use a girl singer the way Henny Youngman uses his violin - as a bridge between one laugh and the next. Benny Hill bridgelaughgirlsometimes A man who fails is funny... if my sketches teach anything, it is that, for the male, sex is a snare and a delusion. What's so corrupting about that? Benny Hill manteachfunnysex I changed it to Leslie Hill, only that seemed more like a cocktail pianist. Eventually, being an admirer of Jack Benny, I took his name. Benny Hill cocktailnamelikehill I have a mental age of about 17. Far too young for marriage. Benny Hill mentalmarriageageyoung Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedianAll Authors
