Billy Connolly Professions : Comedian Born : November 24, 1942 Browse All Authors Top 153 quotes by Billy Connolly I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything. Billy Connolly two people art If you don't know how to meditate at least try to spend some time every day just sitting. Billy Connolly know-how sitting trying I've always liked it here. Part of me is Irish. My family comes from the west coast, so whenever I come to Ireland I get a wee tingling in my heart that I'm where I belong. Billy Connolly west-coast my-family heart I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days. Billy Connolly two-days los-angeles two I'd never consciously left home to see a zombie movie. They were fine by me, but I had no intention of ever being in one. But I've been learning more about it as I've been doing interviews. I didn't even know there were specialist zombie magazines and clubs. I heard the other day that a radio station had asked people if they`d made preparations for an attack by zombies, and a staggering number of people replied yes! Billy Connolly home numbers people I was brought up a Catholic, for that you get an A level in guilt. Billy Connolly catholic levels guilt There's nothing better than a fight, especially when you're watching it from a safe place. You can yell encouragement! Hit him with the left, he's a big Jessie! Billy Connolly fighting encouragement safe Try to live in a place you like. Billy Connolly trying When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate. Billy Connolly nice hate stuff I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it's not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more these days. Billy Connolly drawing acting stuff The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex. Billy Connolly zombie sex ideas Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do. Billy Connolly wife nice children I just believe in the movie. I don't care what the book was like. I don't care what the previous film was like or other films were like. I care only about the script I've got. Billy Connolly care believe book Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedian All Authors