Casey Stengel Professions : Baseball Manager Born : July 30, 1890 Died : September 29, 1975 Browse All Authors Top 145 quotes by Casey Stengel We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'. Casey Stengel slumps drinking Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking. Casey Stengel bars baseball drinking Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote 'Do good in school.' I looked up and the guy was 78 years old Casey Stengel guy years school What do you think, I was born at 60? Casey Stengel born baseball thinking He (Gil Hodges) fields better on one leg than anybody else I got on two. Casey Stengel legs fields two Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you? Casey Stengel yankees sports thinking Take everything you can get over in center. The Dago's heel is hurting pretty bad. Casey Stengel get-over baseball hurt I'm mad at him, too, for being out late. But I'm not mad enough to take a chance on losing a ball game and possibly the pennant. Casey Stengel mad baseball games Don't cut your nose off yourself. Casey Stengel cutting noses Son, it ain't the water cooler that's striking you out. Casey Stengel baseball water son Why shouldn't he break Ruth's record? He's got more power than Stalin. Casey Stengel ruth records yankees If anybody needs me, I'm in my room being embalmed. Casey Stengel yankees rooms needs You can't go out to the mound, hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane. Casey Stengel pitcher baseball All I ask is that you bust your heiny on that field. Casey Stengel asks fields baseball They examined all my organs. Some of them are quite remarkable and others are not so good. A lot of museums are bidding for them. Casey Stengel bidding baseball museums Mr. that boy couldn't hit the ground if he fell out of an airplane. Casey Stengel airplane baseball boys Wake up muscles we're in New York now. Casey Stengel wake-up baseball new-york Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em. Casey Stengel baseball sports two I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three. Casey Stengel baseball running two The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss. Casey Stengel umpires kissing sports Similar Authors Burt Shotton baseball-manager Buddy Bell baseball-manager Buck Rodgers baseball-manager Bruce Bochy baseball-manager Brad Ausmus baseball-manager Alvin Dark baseball-manager All Authors