Godfrey Professions : Comedian Born : July 21, 1969 Browse All Authors Top 35 quotes by Godfrey Immigrants have been coming here for a long time. The Americans that are afraid of others coming were immigrants once themselves, so they have a lot of nerve. We have a lot of nerve as a country. The only people that should have xenophobia are Native Americans. Everyone else should shut up. Godfrey xenophobia native-american country I was always the class clown, although many teachers view the class clown as a trouble maker. But I always had good grades, so the only thing my parents were told was that while I was intelligent, I talked too much. Godfrey intelligent views teacher If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug. Godfrey comedian mad giving But some people want attention so bad they want you to see them angry at you. Godfrey want attention people I went to University of Illinois. Big school. 35,000 students. 800 black... I was the only black in every class. Hard to be absent. Godfrey illinois class school Want to shut a racist white guy's mouth. Put him around Super human athletic black dudes. Godfrey guy racism white Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do! Godfrey girlfriend wife everyday I think there are people living in Walmart dressed up as employees. Godfrey walmart people thinking Be happy with your stereotype. Asians - that's the stereotype I want. Being the smartest person in the world? You're the smartest, what are you complaining about? You know what I get? 'Wassup? Godfrey complaining want world My black friends in America don't believe me. I said, 'Dude, I'm Nigerian American.' 'Word? We thought you were, like, regular black.' What the hell is 'regular black'? Crayola coming out with colors I don't know about? Godfrey color believe america I love when they show the really gay prisoner in prison shows. He's the cutest inside but you know on the street he would be the ugliest. Godfrey gay prison would-be I'm still trying to understand the wearing off high heels at the airport. Godfrey airports high-heels trying I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk. Godfrey corny real thinking When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good! Godfrey kissing feel-good dancing The X-Games - I watch that; I'm not impressed. That's white dudes' desperation. They're running out of sports. They gotta find something that black dudes won't touch. Godfrey games running sports Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedian All Authors