Greg Gutfeld Professions : Television PersonalityBorn : September 12, 1964 Browse All Authors Top 170 quotes by Greg Gutfeld He's like a baseball team owner who also wants to coach, but who also attracts fans, like David Duke, and now anti-semi Louis Farrakhan who also gave Donald Trump odd praise. Now maybe this is not Trump's fault, but he is truly a unifier getting white and black racist leaders to agree on one thing - him. Not to mention the democrats. Greg Gutfeld teamleaderbaseball Homeland Security was rejecting, is rejecting terms like Jihad. They don't want to use terms like Jihad or Sharia, because they feel that alienates the youth in terms of propagandizing. However, an imam can talk about the killing of gays. To fight a cult, which is, this is the cult, you have to use the terminology of the cult, because how else can you explain what the cult and its practices are? Greg Gutfeld youthgayfighting I'm so tired of the same old cliche costumes. When people dress up as animals, they always go as, like, lions and tigers and dogs. You know, why don't you try something different? Dress up like a lemur. Greg Gutfeld tireddoganimal I love it when the market reacts naturally to events. It's like a cat coughing up a fur ball. Greg Gutfeld cat I don't believe a religion affords any protection if they are connected to any kind of terror. Greg Gutfeld protectionkindbelieve Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody. Greg Gutfeld decentdrunkmoving If you throw the baby away, that's garbage. But no, the heart's precious. You could get something, you could save a life. Well, you just threw away a baby but the heart's valuable. That's the horror and the terror and the hypocrisy that nobody can understand. We base communities on the idea of protecting children based on the sacrifice of adults. Adults work and die so that their next generation would grow and prosper. Greg Gutfeld heartbabychildren So the villains aren't gay-hating Islamists or women killing tyrants, but actually us: an American Congress bent on the apocalypse. Don't we understand? Iranians love their children too. Greg Gutfeld gayhatechildren [If Republicans] got to put their kids into public school. They got to take public health. They would become libertarian faster than you could say Ayn Rand. Greg Gutfeld libertariankidsschool Commencement addresses are usually garbage. They're for colleges seeking publicity. Greg Gutfeld garbageaddressescollege I have friends my age who started smoking pot when they got out of college. They didn't get anywhere. But if they drank, they managed to go somewhere. Does that make sense? Greg Gutfeld collegeagesmoking We're already going down that path with illegal drug use and incarceration. I can't imagine it getting any worse. Greg Gutfeld drug-useimaginepath The problem with legalization is we already have a dependent generation that's subsidized to oblivion. And will legal pot somehow slice another sliver of the population off of the productive world? Greg Gutfeld populationgenerationsworld Magic Johnson links his HIV and treatment to health care as though ObamaCare would provide the same level of care that a mega rich celebrity would get. Is he going to dump his coverage? Is he going to dump it and sign up for ObamaCare? Greg Gutfeld obamacaremagiclinks ObamaCare is creating nothing but misery for everybody. Greg Gutfeld obamacaremiserycreating Celebrities are the doormats to power. Greg Gutfeld doormat I never quit. I just got fired. Greg Gutfeld quittingnever-quit There is an apocalyptic view to this that is actually kind of appealing, which is the only way to kill big government is to let it kill itself. It's suicide by gluttony. Right now, the government is approaching Fat Elvis during those years in the '70s right before he croaked on the toilet seat. Basically ObamaCare is a huge tray of bacon and banana sandwiches. And it could happen in our lifetimes. Greg Gutfeld suicideviewsyears Steer clear of pot. It's an ambition zapper. Wait till you've made it. When you're 45 buy a bong. But for now, buy a suit. Greg Gutfeld suitsambitionwaiting I agree and I disagree in the sense that I think that he [Donald Trump] has a fondness for autocrats, but at the same time, isn't he talking about like perception of defending your country. Greg Gutfeld talkingcountrythinking Similar Authors Brian Kilmeade television-personality Brandi Glanville television-personality Audrina Patridge television-personality Ann Curry television-personality Amy Childs television-personality Alton Brown television-personalityAll Authors
