Maddox Professions : Satirist Born : January 1, 1978 Browse All Authors Top 7 quotes by Maddox I don't get it: they re-package the same shitty football games every year, update a few stats, call it a new game and millions of suckers keep buying them. What's the point? Why not just go outside and play real football instead? Or even better yet, get bent. Nobody likes football. Maddox real football years Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing. Maddox passing failing trying If Manliness had a soundtrack, the score would be metal. Maddox soundtracks score would-be The only thing that goes with Crocs is social Ostracism. Maddox crocs ostracism social When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough BS to cover a football field full of babies 3 feet deep in bullshit, which sounds cool because he could have potentially murdered a football field full of babies, but he passed on this opportunity by introducing the phone instead. Maddox baby jobs football Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors. Maddox whales drinking water If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel. Maddox wheels stills world Similar Authors Armando Iannucci satirist Bassem Youssef satirist Mark Russell satirist Jon Stewart satirist P. J. O'Rourke satirist Stephen Colbert satirist All Authors