Quotes by Als Al: So what's your strategy? Ed: I told you, a fist in his face! Hiromu Arakawa alsfistsfaces We as Iraqis have suffered enormously as a result of al-Qaeda and its leader. Hoshyar Zebari alsresultsleader Paraphrased: The way of al-Junayd includes among other things abstaining constantly from resisting God Most High in whatever happens to one, whether good or bad. . . . Ibn Ata Allah abstainingalsway I was involved in a number of efforts to take out Al Qaida leadership when I was secretary of state, including, of course, taking out [Usama] bin Laden. Hillary Clinton alseffortnumbers The National Education Association is the al-Qaida of education. Ilana Mercer alsassociation The safe haven that al-Qaida has found in Pakistan is very troubling. Hillary Clinton safe-havenpakistanals I ought never to act except in such a way that I could also will that my maxim should become a universal law. Immanuel Kant alslawway Aus so krummen Holze, als woraus der Mensch gemacht ist, kann nichts ganz Gerades gezimmert werden. Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can ever be made. Immanuel Kant alshumanitymade When you talk about the world's greatest entertainer you have to say Al Jolson because there was no one like him. Only Judy Garland and perhaps Frank Sinatra got anywhere near him! Jack Benny garlandsalsworld You had to grow up sometime. The fellows who grew early, they were in jeopardy. They became the cops and the crooks, and the crooks became the gangsters. The crooks became the Al Capones. Jack Kirby crooksalsgrowing-up Talabani and Al-Maliki want to keep their seats for ever. Talabani forgets that the side which brought him to power was the United States and it brought him by rigging the elections. Jalal Talabani united-statesalswant The whole point of constitutional democracy is the peaceful transfer of power; of Al Gore passing the baton to George W. Bush, even though that election was very suspiciously called. James Fallows peacefulalsdemocracy A country that armed Stalin to defeat Hitler can certainly work alongside enemies of al-Qaida to defeat al-Qaida. James Mattis alscountryenemy It is fair to say there are individuals in the United States who ascribe to al-Qaeda-type beliefs. Janet Napolitano united-statesimmigrationals No. 1 music event in 1998? 'Weird Al gets LASIK to cure his myopia. At the same time, he grows out his hair and shaves his mustache, drastically changing his look.' Janet Varney mustachealshair I've always said I don't believe in God, I believe in Al Pacino. Javier Bardem alssaidbelieve Howard Dean was endorsed by Al Gore. Now, if Dean could get Gray Davis to campaign for him, that would put him over the top. Jay Leno deanalscampaigns As they do every year, al-Qaida has threatened to disrupt and ruin Christmas. You know, we already have a group that disrupts and ruins Christmas every year. They're called relatives. Jay Leno alsgroupsyears You've got Bush and Gore headed to the Supreme Court. You've got George W. Bush's intelligence will be pitted against Al Gore's honesty. This is more like a case for small claims court. Jay Leno alshonestyclaims Less is more, unless you're Al Gore. Jeff Rich gorealsless-is-more«1234567891011»
