Quotes by Assassins My dear dead mother wanted me to go into an honorable trade, like grave robbing. Would I listen? No. Be an assassin, like your uncle Gustav, she said. Would I pay heed? No. Apprentice to the Necromancer― Raymond E. Feist assassinsunclesmother Assassin?...that sounds so exotic...i was just a murderer Richard Kuklinski assassinsexoticsound When one consorts with assassins, one must expect to dance along the edge of a knife once or twice. R.L. LaFevers assassinsknivesedges I think one of my favorite productions ever was Sondheims Assassins at the Roundabout in 2004. Beyond brilliant. Robert Lopez assassinsbrilliantthinking How do you politely explain to someone that you had believed for years he was a moron as well as a Fool? Robin Hobb assassinsfoolyears Thinking is not always...comforting. It is always good, but not always comforting. Royal Assassin Robin Hobb assassinscomfortingthinking Assassins and presidents invite the same basic question: Just who do you think you are? Sarah Vowell assassinspresidentthinking I'm probably going to have to go with Kobester. He's an assassin with LeBron coming right after. Shaquille O'Neal assassinslakersbasketball If you're going to hire an assassin, let him go out and kill someone. I can't be Shaq taking six or seven shots. Shaquille O'Neal assassinssixbasketball I didn’t know they’d do this to you. (Syd) It’s okay, Syd. Who could have imagined that a man who heads up a company of paid assassins and mercenaries would be psychotic? (Steele) Sherrilyn Kenyon assassinswould-bemen You missed with me so close? What? You failed your assassin training classes? Did you even bother to show up? Or are you just that incompetent? (Syn) Sherrilyn Kenyon assassinstrainingclass Nixon's own protection from the assassin's bullet... nattering nabobs of negativism. Spiro T. Agnew assassinsbulletsscary A MAN FEARED A man feared that he might find an assassin; Another that he might find a victim. One was more wise than the other. Stephen Crane assassinswisemen I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin. Stephen Colbert assassinsglovesboxing Yes Rosalie, we all know how proficient of an assassin you are. Stephenie Meyer assassinsknow-howknows The only thing that could possibly save British politics would be Margaret Thatcher's assassin. Steven Morrissey assassinsmusicwould-be Priests were metal-reinforced overshoes. They saved your soles. This is an Assassin joke. Terry Pratchett metalsassassinspriests Assassins did have a certain code, after all. It was dishonorable to kill someone if you weren't being paid. Terry Pratchett assassinscodecertain Ben: "Gorog's no assassin! She's my best friend." Mara: "She's an insect, Ben." Ben: "So? Your best friend's a lizard." Mara: "Don't be ridiculous. Aunt Leia is my best friend." Ben: "Doesn't count. She's family. Saba is a lizard." Mara: "Okay, maybe my best friend's a lizard. Troy Denning assassinsauntmy-best-friend To murder character is as truly a crime as to murder the body: the tongue of the slanderer is brother to the dagger of the assassin Tryon Edwards assassinsbrothercharacter«1234»
