Quotes by Awkward I like parties, but I'm shy, and I often find myself standing around, feeling awkward. Michael Bergin awkward party feelings I've been on movies where I literally couldn't hear what the other actor was saying. It's very awkward. Michael Caine awkward actors Physicist is both to my mouth and ears so awkward that I think I shall never use it. The equivalent of three separate sounds of "I" in one word is too much. Michael Faraday awkward science thinking My favorite is the garlic press. I think it's beautiful as an object. But the awkward part of it all is that I don't use it much because I'm allergic to garlic. Michael Graves awkward beautiful thinking In early comics, you see the amazing awkwardness and bizarre reasoning in the storyline, and it's because comics hadn't really been invented yet. There was no format for them to follow. They were just making it up. So I try to incorporate that kind of awkwardness in my comics quite frequently, which is odd. In some ways, I can't be as awkward as I'd like. But I do think that's one way in which my comics are unusual, because I will try to make the artwork look bad, occasionally. Michael Kupperman awkward trying thinking I think if anything, the fact that it's popular right now makes me go: "Well, I guess I'm going to start doing something else then in the next few years." I dunno, it almost feels hackneyed at this point. To start a premise by saying, "I did this awkward thing." But then again, awkwardness and feeling alienated are always going to be a part of comedy. Alienation, I suppose, can't be hackneyed because it will always exist. Mike Birbiglia awkward feelings thinking The awkward thing is the people in the room besides us. It's not us. It's just the 20 or 30 people that are around on set, who normally wouldn't be on set. That's always interesting. Mike Colter awkward people interesting I'm fine watching stuff on tape, to me casting is the most painful part of the whole process, it's like going on a horribly awkward date every five minutes for eight hours, and people come in and they'll be someone good but they're not right, and you want to tell them they're good, but it sounds like BS, and they're looking at your face to see how they did, what adjustments they need, and it's just so emotionally draining, and it goes on and on. Mike Judge awkward eight people If we go about apologizing for speaking to people of the things of God, we must not be very much surprised if they catch our timidity and they feel awkward and we feel awkward. There is a certain shyness and awkwardness about us when we go to tell men and women of the things of eternal life, which react upon them until they become nervous and awkward too. Mildred Cable awkward men people Just to have the confidence to say, "Which end of that spectrum am I usually on?" That's been very helpful to me. Because it's a really awkward setting. Mitchell Baker helpful awkward ends I like those fancy raincoats you bought. Really sprung for the big bucks. Mitt Romney stupid-people bucks awkward This feels good being back in Michigan. You know, the trees are the right height. Mitt Romney awkward feel-good tree Oh, I've got glitter in my hair. That's not all that's in my hair, I'll tell you that. I glue it on every morning, whether I need to or not. Mitt Romney awkward hair morning What's up, gangstas? It's the M-I-Double-Tizzle. Mitt Romney gangsta awkward You had your turn madam, let me have mine ... Let me complete. I'm sorry, it's my turn. Mitt Romney let-me awkward sorry I actually like jokes as well as things that are sort of fun. Mitt Romney wells awkward fun That's a big lava lamp. Congratulations. Mitt Romney lava-lamps awkward congratulations I don't like vampires personally. I don't know any. Mitt Romney vampire awkward knows I would feel a little awkward because of my connection with politics. Monica Lewinsky awkward connections littles I'm learning to say 'y'all' and, I like grits... Strange things are happening to me. Mitt Romney grit awkward strange «89101112131415161718»