Quotes by Axis Powers: Hetalia Eat bullets macho potato! South Italy axis-powers-hetaliaanime-quotesanime I'll do anything, please don't hit me. North Italy axis-powers-hetaliaanime-quotesanime I think we can solve the problem by building a big hero together and having it sheild the Earth. America axis-powers-hetaliaanime-quotesanime Conceal that garbage. America axis-powers-hetaliaanime-quotesanime In Hell, the Germans are policemen, the English are cooks, the French are engineers, the Italians are bankers, and the Swiss are lovers~ Rome axis-powers-hetaliaanime-quotesanime SHUT UP YOU EVIL MUFFINS! DAMMIT! South Italy axis-powers-hetaliaanime-quotesanime What the-- Hun-- HUNGARY!? Why the hell are you here?! Prussia axis-powers-hetaliaanime-quotesanime Become one with me. Russia axis-powers-hetaliaanime-quotesanime Hello, China from the sundown... I'm Japan from the sunrise... Japan axis-powers-hetaliaanime-quotesanime Besides, it's not LEARNED! What's with that LEARNED?! It's LEARNT, you stupid! America axis-powers-hetaliaanime-quotesanime I'm here to make friends with whales! America axis-powers-hetaliaanime-quotesanime *Narrating* One night, I couldn't sleep well and opened my eyes...to find some strange guy staring at me. Germany axis-powers-hetaliaanime-quotesanime *whispering* Ve, ve, ve, ve, ve, ve... North Italy axis-powers-hetaliaanime-quotesanime The other day, I had an extremely disgusting pizza. England made it. North Italy axis-powers-hetaliaanime-quotesanime Hey! Quit hitting Italy when I'm not around! *England runs away* Get back here! Hit him again, and I'll shape ya up like a heart! *Runs after him* Germany axis-powers-hetaliaanime-quotesanime *Repeatedly squeezes the cat's paw* Squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish! *the cat licks Italy's face. He screams* Captain! What's happening? This is mutiny! It's mutiny! North Italy axis-powers-hetaliaanime-quotesanime *Pets the cat he is holding* Gentle? Stroke, stroke. North Italy axis-powers-hetaliaanime-quotesanime I'll express how angry I am with this piano. Austria axis-powers-hetaliaanime-quotesanime You moron! Why did you become allied with Italy? Austria axis-powers-hetaliaanime-quotesanime«12
