Quotes by Bananas Incompetence is a double-edged banana. John Perry Barlow bananas incompetence I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous. Karl Pilkington bananas saws facts Humans waste words. They toss them like banana peels and leave them to rot. Everyone knows the peels are the best part. Katherine Applegate toss bananas waste You get bunches of players like you do bananas, though that is a bad comparison. Kevin Keegan bananas like-you player No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana. Kiran Desai bananas offensive fruit And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana. Lauren Child pretending bananas potatoes Ms. Sophia was evil bananas. Lauren Kate sophia bananas evil If you can't think because you can't chew, try a banana. Lee Kuan Yew bananas trying thinking There was a period when I was getting a lot of banana bread, because I mentioned someone cooked me banana bread, and then everyone cooked me baked stuff, and I would take it to the hotel, and it was making me fat. Marc Maron bananas bread stuff I will not accept racism at all. It's unacceptable. If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to jail, because I will kill them. Mario Balotelli bananas jail racism If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him. Mario bananas streets prison My belief about acting in one foot on a banana peel and the other one in the grave. Mark Ruffalo bananas acting feet [ Christianity], in and of itself, sets itself apart inherently, and so, for somebody to say, Well it just seems to me like you can pick between all these religions and still have the same thing. Its kind of like somebody saying, You could pick between 80 bananas and one apple and say you have a banana. You cant call that apple a banana. Max Lucado bananas apples kind Umm... So I just realized Ive been peeling bananas wrong my entire life. Thank you animal planet. Miles Teller peeling bananas animal They travel best in gangs, hanging around like clumps of bananas, thick skinned and yellow. Neil Kinnock bananas gang yellow The thin girl was gulping down one of Richard's bananas in what was, Richard reflected, the least erotic display of banana-eating he had ever seen. Neil Gaiman bananas erotic girl Chimpanzees is hatin but I take it all in stride. Put her in a jungle with bananas on the side. Nicki Minaj chimpanzees bananas sides You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs? Noel Fielding bananas black eggs When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh. Nora Ephron bananas laughing people Isn't it interesting that eating a banana is somehow comical. Noam Chomsky bananas eating interesting «12345»