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There is a healthy American newspaper tradition of not taking yourself seriously It is the story you must take that way... And if you do take yourself seriously, according to this sound convention, you are supposed to do your best not to let anyone else know about it. (Like bed-wetting.)

A. J. Liebling
bed healthy sound
The perfect day is going to bed with a dream and waking up with a... by A. J. McLean

The perfect day is going to bed with a dream and waking up with a purpose.

A. J. McLean
perfect-days bed dream

I'm a bit of an insomniac. I go to bed at 5am because I get caught up in watching TV or listening to music at night.

A. J. McLean
bed listening night
Once I went to bed in Orlando and I woke up in Atlanta. I have no... by A. J. McLean

Once I went to bed in Orlando and I woke up in Atlanta. I have no idea how that happened.

A. J. McLean
atlanta bed ideas
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and shor... by Aaron McGruder

Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.

Aaron McGruder
bed mistake long

I knew then that I had never understood what humans called love. But if that was anything close to the power you held over me, then no wonder they searched for it so passionately." I reached out and pulled him into bed with me. "You're going to be late." "Why ?" "Because after hearing that I can't let you leave until I've had my fill. Get naked, Dankmar.

Abbi Glines
hearing naked bed

I knew then that I had never understood what humans called love. But if that was anything close to the power you held over me, then no wonder they searched for it so passionately." I reached out and pulled him into bed with me. "You're going to be late." "Why ?" "Because after hearing that I can't let you leave until I've had my fill. Get naked, Dankmar.

Abbi Glines
hearing naked bed

You naked in my bed is even more unbelievably beautiful than I thought it would be... and trust me I've thought about it. A lot.

Abbi Glines
naked bed beautiful
Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and goin... by Adam Carolla

Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

Adam Carolla
bed kind stuff

We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each other with stupid little arguments. Don't get me wrong; I liked J.Lo fine. I've made that bed. But I'm not sure there's a person in the world I could be with twenty-four hours a day for three weeks without getting a little snippy. If I ever meet such a person, I'm marrying them.

Adam Rex
arizona bed stupid
So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when... by Adam Sandler

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink.

Adam Sandler
kitchen bed nice
For in pure maidens, knowing not the marriage-bed, the glance of... by Aeschylus

For in pure maidens, knowing not the marriage-bed, the glance of the eyes sinks from shame.

Aeschylus
bed eye knowing
If you were foolish enough to sing all the summer, you must dance... by Aesop

If you were foolish enough to sing all the summer, you must dance supperless to bed in the winter.

Aesop
bed summer winter
I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me ins... by Ahmet Zappa

I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible.

Ahmet Zappa
bed would-be mother
Before I get out of bed, I am saying thank you. I know how import... by Al Jarreau

Before I get out of bed, I am saying thank you. I know how important it is to be thankful.

Al Jarreau
being-thankful bed important

You can look at the words on this paper and, because they are the ones I am used to choosing, they will show you the shape of me. I am here to be read in the way you might read the impression of my weight in a bed after a still night, a restless night, a night not alone.

A.L. Kennedy
bed night looks
10.30 Newsnight: What Are The Chances Of World War Three Breaking... by Alan Coren

10.30 Newsnight: What Are The Chances Of World War Three Breaking Out After You Have Gone To Bed?

Alan Coren
bed three war
My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching... by Alan King

My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.

Alan King
bed sports way

So forgive me, love, if I cry in your shower. So forgive me, love, for the salt in your bed. So forgive me, love, if I cry all afternoon.

Alanis Morissette
forgive-me forgiving bed
The joke that you laid in the bed that was me. by Alanis Morissette

The joke that you laid in the bed that was me.

Alanis Morissette
low-self-esteem jokes bed
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