Quotes by Biscuits

It's said the FA chairman (Keith Wiseman) would travel 200 miles... by Ken Bates

It's said the FA chairman (Keith Wiseman) would travel 200 miles to open a biscuit tin. Why?

Ken Bates
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Life was like a batch of biscuits without the baking powder: flat... by Kirby Larson

Life was like a batch of biscuits without the baking powder: flat, flat, flat.

Kirby Larson
biscuitsbakinglife
You got to risk it if you want the biscuit. by Len Goodman

You got to risk it if you want the biscuit.

Len Goodman
biscuitsriskwant
Cruise the diamond district with my biscuit. by Lil' Kim

Cruise the diamond district with my biscuit.

Lil' Kim
biscuitscruiseexpression
Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make the... by Malcolm X

Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make them biscuits.

Malcolm X
biscuitskittencat

Obama's Nobel Peace Prize is an exquisite act of condescension from Norwegians, a dog biscuit and a pat on the head to the American hyperpower for agreeing to spay itself into a hyperpoodle.

Mark Steyn
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Sister Mary chose that moment to come in with the tea. Satanist or not, she'd also found a plate and arranged some iced biscuits on it.

Neil Gaiman
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There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day th... by O. Henry

There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.

O. Henry
biscuitsthanksgivingone-day
You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now,... by Peter Kay

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.

Peter Kay
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There is an interior style we intellectuals and design policy wonks know as Haut Euro Pooftastic, which really takes the biscuit.

Peter York
biscuitsstyledesign
He’s a tough little son of a biscuit eater. (Bubba) by Sherrilyn Kenyon

He’s a tough little son of a biscuit eater. (Bubba)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit. by Wesley Snipes

You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.

Wesley Snipes
biscuitswhite-mancat
When I eat biscuits, I also eat grits. by Taylor Hicks

When I eat biscuits, I also eat grits.

Taylor Hicks
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I'm a sucker for a packet of biscuits. I can eat a whole pack in... by April Bloomfield

I'm a sucker for a packet of biscuits. I can eat a whole pack in 10 minutes.

April Bloomfield
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