Quotes by Biscuits

It's said the FA chairman (Keith Wiseman) would travel 200 miles... by Ken Bates

It's said the FA chairman (Keith Wiseman) would travel 200 miles to open a biscuit tin. Why?

Ken Bates
biscuits tin keith
Life was like a batch of biscuits without the baking powder: flat... by Kirby Larson

Life was like a batch of biscuits without the baking powder: flat, flat, flat.

Kirby Larson
biscuits baking life
You got to risk it if you want the biscuit. by Len Goodman

You got to risk it if you want the biscuit.

Len Goodman
biscuits risk want
Cruise the diamond district with my biscuit. by Lil' Kim

Cruise the diamond district with my biscuit.

Lil' Kim
biscuits cruise expression
Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make the... by Malcolm X

Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make them biscuits.

Malcolm X
biscuits kitten cat

Obama's Nobel Peace Prize is an exquisite act of condescension from Norwegians, a dog biscuit and a pat on the head to the American hyperpower for agreeing to spay itself into a hyperpoodle.

Mark Steyn
nobel-peace-prize biscuits dog

Sister Mary chose that moment to come in with the tea. Satanist or not, she'd also found a plate and arranged some iced biscuits on it.

Neil Gaiman
biscuits moments tea
There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day th... by O. Henry

There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.

O. Henry
biscuits thanksgiving one-day
You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now,... by Peter Kay

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.

Peter Kay
dip biscuits tea

There is an interior style we intellectuals and design policy wonks know as Haut Euro Pooftastic, which really takes the biscuit.

Peter York
biscuits style design
He’s a tough little son of a biscuit eater. (Bubba) by Sherrilyn Kenyon

He’s a tough little son of a biscuit eater. (Bubba)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
biscuits littles son
You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit. by Wesley Snipes

You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.

Wesley Snipes
biscuits white-man cat
When I eat biscuits, I also eat grits. by Taylor Hicks

When I eat biscuits, I also eat grits.

Taylor Hicks
eat also biscuits
I'm a sucker for a packet of biscuits. I can eat a whole pack in... by April Bloomfield

I'm a sucker for a packet of biscuits. I can eat a whole pack in 10 minutes.

April Bloomfield
eat biscuits minutes i-can