Quotes by California Yesterday, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he would run for governor of California. The announcement was good news for Florida residents who now live in the second flakiest state in the country. Conan O'Brien california running country California had its first medical marijuana job fair. Over 2 million people meant to show up. Conan O'Brien marijuana california jobs California Marijuana farmers are worried that radiation from Japan could affect their crops. Or maybe for some strange reason they're just being paranoid. Conan O'Brien marijuana japan california California's 74-year-old Senator Barbara Boxer announced she will not run for re-election in 2016. When I saw the headline '74-Year-Old Boxer,' I assumed they were making another 'Rocky' movie. Conan O'Brien california running years California officials want to contain a measles outbreak that originated in Disneyland last month. They are in luck because everyone who is exposed to it is still in line at Space Mountain. Conan O'Brien california space luck Arnold Schwarzenegger is gonna be the new governor of California. During his acceptance speech Arnold said 'I will not let you down.' Unfortunately, at the time Arnold was holding a woman over his head and looking up her dress. Conan O'Brien california speech acceptance You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes. Corey Taylor brando california eye Best way to live in California is to be from somewheres else. Cormac McCarthy way-to-live california way In that chocolate side of town, in my blessed city of Sacramento, California - that was beginning of my death shudders, that's why Kierkegaard and Kafka began to make sense to me when I was very, very young - that radical sense fragility of life and inevitability of death; those trucks coming, if the truck came at a same time I was on the bridge, I was in the creek -my body would be the culinary delight of terrestrial worms. Cornel West inevitability-of-death california blessed The first ads for medical marijuana have started airing on television in California. The ads are quite expensive. It costs a lot of money to buy 30 seconds during 'Spongebob Squarepants.' Craig Ferguson marijuana california firsts Here in California, we passed a law against texting while driving. But there's no law preventing you from writing a letter while driving. Craig Ferguson california law writing A new restaurant here in Southern California requires women to wear high heels. I'm outraged! This is sexist! Why just the women? Craig Ferguson california southern high-heels I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California. Craig Kilborn california simple people The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels. Craig Kilborn california running people California's economy is declining so rapidly that candidates are asking 'Are you better off now then you were four minutes ago?' Craig Kilborn california four asking Larry Flynt, running for governor of California. His goal - change our state bird to the spread eagle. Craig Kilborn california eagles running California is no longer a state, it's a hedge fund. Craig T. Nelson california politics states When Nancy Reagan was newly the first lady of California, Joan Didion came and had an hour-long interview. She thought it went great, and then Joan Didion just eviscerated her in the most - possibly not inaccurate - but in the most devastating way. Cynthia Nixon california long way California is a queer place in a way, it has turned its back on the world, and looks into the void Pacific. It is absolutely selfish, very empty, but not false, and at least, not full of false effort. D. H. Lawrence california selfish effort For the most part, much of the legal world's attention has been focused on Donald Trump and his attacks on Gonzalo Curiel, the federal judge who is currently presiding over the Trump University fraud cases in California. Trump somehow managed to offend surprising numbers of establishment Republicans. Dahlia Lithwick california judging numbers «56789101112131415»