Quotes by Computer Why we do what we do: that moment when you get to see the future on your computer screen before the rest of the world. Aaron Levie computermomentsworld The New York Hilton is laid out with a competence that would make a computer blush. Ada Louise Huxtable competencecomputernew-york Computers are like horses; they can sense fear and will act based on that. Adam C. Engst horsecomputer I don't know anything about computers. Adam Carolla computerknows I don't have any computers in my studio, it's all analog tape. All analog tape, all old equipment, I mean my mics are like from the 60's and early 70's, everything in there is old. Adrian Younge tapecomputermean I saw the logarithmic growth of computer power. Al Gore sawscomputergrowth I assemble my ideas in pieces on a computer file, then gradually find a place for them on a piece of scaffolding I erect. Alain de Botton computerpiecesideas Modern people are only willing to believe in their computers, while I believe in myself. Alain Robert computerbelievepeople Standards are always out of date. That's what makes them standards. Alan Bennett standardscomputer Computers no longer interface with humans--they interact, and the interaction will become steadily deeper, more subtle, and more crucial to our collective sanity and ultimate survival. Alan Cooper sanitycomputersurvival I don't know how many of you have ever met Dijkstra, but you probably know that arrogance in computer science is measured in nano-Dijkstras. Alan Kay nanocomputerarrogance The computer is simply an instrument whose music is ideas. Alan Kay instrumentscomputerideas In computers, every 'new explosion' was set off by a software product that allowed users to program differently. Alan Kay programcomputerstatistics A computer scientist is a machine for converting coffee into urine. Alan Kay machinescomputercoffee The modern computer with all its various gadgets and wonderful electronic facilities now makes it possible to preserve and reinvigorate all the cultural richness of mankind. Alan Lomax gadgetscomputerwonderful It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa. Alan Perlis computerviceschange If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan. Alan Perlis speak-englishjapancomputer FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed - it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer. Alan Perlis computerweedflower Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer. Alan Perlis computer-scienceembarrassedcomputer Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity I do not understand it myself any more. Albert Einstein computertheorymath1234567891011»
