Quotes by Computer I think it's a new feature. Don't tell anyone it was an accident. Larry Wall requirementscomputerthinking A journey of a thousand miles continues with the second step. Larry Wall computerjourneysteps It's easier to make up sayings people like to hear than sayings they like to heed. Larry Wall easiercomputerpeople Never tell a computer to forget it. Larry Niven forget-itcomputerforget Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in. Larry Wall fingernailsoatmealcomputer You need to go and find someone to teach you the rudiments of irrational discourse. Larry Wall irrationalcomputerneeds The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word and a comma. Larry Wall computerlanguagepurpose The young think they are immortal, and are determined to prove otherwise. Larry Wall computerdeterminedthinking The whole history of computers is rampant with cheerleading at best and bigotry at worst. Larry Wall cheerleadingcomputerworst Don't wear rollerskates to a tug-of-war. Larry Wall tug-of-warcomputerwar It won't be covered in the book. The source code has to be useful for something, after all. Larry Wall computersourcebook I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is. Larry Wall perlcomputerthinking An initial underscore already conveys strong feelings of magicalness to a C programmer. Larry Wall computerstrongfeelings It's there as a sop to former Ada programmers. Larry Wall adaformercomputer Let's say the docs present a simplified view of reality. Larry Wall computerviewsreality A good messenger expects to get shot. Larry Wall messengersshotscomputer Save it for my unauthorized autobiography. Larry Wall autobiographycomputer I just hope I'm never promoted to the level of my incontinence. Larry Wall incontinencecomputerlevels Just because you're into control doesn't mean you're in control. Larry Wall computermean Computer languages differ not so much in what they make possible, but in what they make easy. Larry Wall computerlanguageeasy«1920212223242526272829»
