Quotes by Dad Usually the beginning of a story that people hear a lot. For example, "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut" or "My dad keeps losing his car keys." And then I just think of different ways the story could end. "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend." Then I try it out on stage. I don't do a lot of re-writing. My jokes either work or they don't. The trick is just to write a ton of jokes. Anthony Jeselnik dad girlfriend writing My dad was amazing. He raised five boys. All by himself. Without the rest of us knowing. Anthony Jeselnik dad knowing boys Father's Day makes me wish I could talk to my Dad just one more time, instead of all the time. Anthony Jeselnik dad wish father Every Sunday my dad calls to ask if I went to church. And every Sunday I lie and say: Sorry. Wrong Number. Anthony Jeselnik dad sorry lying I had a happy childhood in a nice suburban area, pretty idyllic, upper middle class and very, very white. My dad is an attorney. My mother is a housewife. They had five kids in seven years: me, my brother, and three sisters. I'm the oldest. We were all very active. My mother was exhausted. Anthony Jeselnik dad brother mother I would have to say the person with whom I am most in love is definitely my son, Everly Bear. Although I'm his dad, I'm also his friend. Anthony Kiedis dad love-is son I know my dad is a big Internet freak, and he's been known to be a Wikileaker. Anthony Kiedis freak internet dad Paul McCartney's dad told him that when he was a kid. "Son, play the piano and when you go to parties, the girls will come to you." Anthony Kiedis dad party girl As a father now, I wouldn't do what my dad did, because it left me feeling emotionally unstable as a kid. But he didn't do the things he did out of selfishness or malice. Anthony Kiedis dad father kids The advise my dad gave me: "To know is to study." Get some training under your belt, so that nobody what somebody asks you to do, you know how to handle it accordingly. I learned so much while working, because I developed a solid work ethic in school. Whereas, a lot of my friends had no work ethic; and because of that, they're sitting at home today. Anthony Mackie dad home school It's because the idea of what's cool is different. When you talk to a girl who goes to regular school, what's cool is whether or not you've been to jail, or if you have a car. If you talk to a girl who goes to art school, what's cool to her is if you do art projects on the weekend with your dad, if you can build something - out-of-the-norm stuff. Anthony Mackie dad girl art I love my dad. He's the biggest thing in my life. He taught me and he straightened me out and he kept me in line. If it hadn't been for him standing behind me and pushing me and driving me, I wouldn't be where I am today. Anthony Perkins lines dad today When you get in taekwondo, it teaches you the life skills of respect, self control, discipline-that's why I love it. I really attribute those skills to really getting over my dad's death. If I didn't have that, I would have lost it. Anthony Pettis dad skills self Thirteen, 13 children, and I love - I love them all. And I think I've been a good father to all of them. Anthony Quinn dad father children I'm not a typical Republican. I am a Republican, I wear the Republican jersey, I've been a Republican my whole life. My dad was a Republican, which is interesting because he was in a union early on. The Republican party was very strong in the area that I grew up in. So I'm a loyalist. Anthony Scaramucci dad party strong I didnt know what architecture was except that I lived in a house. I dont even think that I knew the word for a long time. My dad funneled me into engineering because it was his background. Antoine Predock engineering dad thinking My dad always used to tell me that sometimes you have to have a massive storm in order to clear the sky. Apolo Ohno dad sky order If it wasn't for my sport and my father, I'd probably be a fallen statistic. I'd be dead; I'd be in jail. Luckily, I had a great dad in my life. Apolo Ohno dad sports father I wanted to play football or be a boxer, but my dad didn't want that because of all the impact. But in 1992 I was watching short track, and it was obscure, but they looked like superheroes in their tight outfits, and I thought it was amazing. I wanted to do that. I made the national team at 14. Apolo Ohno dad team football As I grow older, I have a growing curiosity about my other half. My dad did a wonderful job raising me, and I wouldn't change it for the world, but at the same time there is a growing curiosity about my other half. Apolo Ohno dad curiosity jobs «56789101112131415»
