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The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't d... by Artie Lange

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

Artie Lange
drink drinking sometimes
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like bei... by Artie Lange

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

Artie Lange
weekend christian drinking

I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.

Artie Lange
yankees drinking years

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

Artie Lange
drug guy drinking
I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking by Artie Lange

I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking

Artie Lange
fellas drinking lying

I gave up smoking, I never gave up the drinking. But it's hard to smoke and swim at the same time. You'd get to the edge of the pool and all you'd be wanting is a cigarette when all you actually really want is oxygen. So I traded the smoke for the oxygen.

Ashton Kutcher
oxygen drinking smoking

[Smoking is] a dirty habit that should be banned from America by the Government, instead of moderate alcoholic drinking.

Auguste Piccard
drinking science dirty

And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.

Augusten Burroughs
issues alcohol drinking
In some ways, blogging is like drinking - it gives a person permi... by Augusten Burroughs

In some ways, blogging is like drinking - it gives a person permission to be a total asshole.

Augusten Burroughs
drinking giving way

I sit there and think how it isn't fair that I can't drink at all, even a little. I realize I have crammed an entire lifetime of moderate drinking into a decade of hard-core drinking and that is why. I blew my wad.

Augusten Burroughs
drinking littles thinking

The Astronomer's Drinking Song Astronomers! What can avail Those who calumniate us; Experiment can never fail With such an apparatus.

Augustus De Morgan
astronomy drinking song
Drinking wine and wearing trousers were nothing compared to readi... by Ayaan Hirsi Ali

Drinking wine and wearing trousers were nothing compared to reading the history of ideas.

Ayaan Hirsi Ali
wine reading drinking
In fact if I see you drinking I'll come down on you like a ton of... by Ayelet Waldman

In fact if I see you drinking I'll come down on you like a ton of bricks and call your mom.

Ayelet Waldman
bricks mom drinking

Whether Iranians are drinking wine in the evening or painting something "offensive," they choose not to dwell on the fact that they could receive some seventh-century punishment. Laws are inconsistently enforced, and you can usually pay off police to look the other way.

Azadeh Moaveni
police wine drinking

The human race is the most stupid and unfair kind of race. A lot of the runners don't even get decent sneakers or clean drinking water. Some runners are born with a massive head start, every possible help along the way and still the referees seem to be on their side. It's not surprising a lot of people have given up compeating altogether and gone to sit in the grandstand, eat junk and shout abuse. What the human race needs is a lot more streakers.

Banksy
sneakers stupid drinking

Gaza is often described as 'the world's largest open air prison' because no-one is allowed to enter or leave. But that seems a bit unfair to prisons - they don’t have their electricity and drinking water cut off randomly almost every day.

Banksy
cutting drinking air

He [Barack Obama] talked about a crisises and he was blaming the Republicans on this crisises. It's like me blaming my wife for my drinking. I don't se how this is the Republicans fault.

Barack Obama
faults wife drinking

To extract the fullest flavor of our drinking house, we needed to spend serious evening time there, slowly coming to know the bartender and the regulars, their joys and sorrows.

Barbara Holland
drinking house joy

The American Journal of Clinical Nutrition claims that a moderate beer drinker - whatever that means - swallows 11 percent of his dietary protein needs, 12 percent of the carbohydrates, 9 percent of essential phosphorus, 7 percent of his riboflavin, and 5 percent of niacin. Should he go on to immoderate beer drinking, he becomes a walking vitamin pill.

Barbara Holland
drinking beer mean

But the last one: the baby who trails her scent like a flag of surrender through your life when there will be no more coming after - oh, that's love by a different name. She is the babe you hold in your arms for an hour after she's gone to sleep. If you put her down in the crib, she might wake up changed and fly away. So instead you rock my the window, drinking the light from her skin, breathing her exhaled dreams. Your heart bays to the double crescent moons of closed lashes on her cheeks. She's the one you can't put down.

Barbara Kingsolver
drinking dream baby
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