Quotes by Drunk I like best the wine drunk at the cost of others. Diogenes drunk cost wine As long as I could pitch a little, no one cared that I was getting drunk. Don Newcombe drunk littles long Alcoholism, tobacco, drunk driving, these things will always be with us. There's always going to be a certain percentage of any population that is addicted to certain substances. Don Winslow population drunk substance Delia picked at the raw sores of her conscience...Drunk or sober, Delia lived in the small town in her heart, ignoring the world in which all her love had turned to grief. Dorothy Allison drunk grief heart Trusting the government with money creation is like trusting a drunk with a whiskey factory. Doug Casey whiskey drunk government The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk. Dorothy Parker hangover drunk alcohol As a physician who was smoking a pack of cigarettes a day, getting drunk on weekends, stressed out about having 35 patients in the hospital, and not being able to help either them or myself, I had my existential crisis way before I met Maharishi. I did meet him and he was an influence, but I met many other people as well. Deepak Chopra drunk weekend people Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist. Doug Stanhope drunk humor funny You're born absolutely free except for laws of nature, if you drink you get drunk, that's a law, if you get old you die, that's a law too; if you sit on a tack you will bleed from the ass, these are the only laws that you're born with. Doug Stanhope ass drunk law Do you find it easy to get drunk on words?" "So easy that, to tell you the truth, I am seldom perfectly sober. Dorothy L. Sayers sober drunk easy I'm pretty drunk and bored with yelling at the stone walls that are your minds. Doug Stanhope yelling drunk wall I'm just funnier when I'm drunk. Not falling-down drunk, just drunk enough to lose the self-doubt. Doug Stanhope drunk self fall Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are. Drew Carey drunk nice cute It's around midnight. After I left Dad, my choice was to either become very drunk or write this. I chose to write this. It felt kind of now-or-never for me. Douglas Coupland drunk dad writing The story goes that I first had the idea for The HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy while lying drunk in a field in Innsbruck. Douglas Adams drunk lying ideas "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water." Douglas Adams drunk glasses water People in England who do not like gardening are very few, and of the few there are, many do not own to it, knowing that they might just as well own to having been in prison, or got drunk at Buckingham Palace. E. M. Delafield drunk knowing people If a man gets drunk and goes out and breaks his leg so that it must be amputated, God will forgive him if he asks it, but he will have to hop around on one leg all his life. Dwight L. Moody drunk christian men If you're going to drive a Hummer and buy carbon offsets, that's like getting drunk every night and getting into an AA meeting, throwing money in the basket, and leaving. Ed Begley, Jr. drunk leaving night God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world. Ed McMahon drunk alcohol drinking «56789101112131415»