Quotes by Drunk Let every emotion be capable becoming an intoxication to you. If what you eat fails to make you drunk, it is because you are not hungry enough. Andre Gide drunk becoming emotion Politicians use statistics in the same way that a drunk uses lamp-postsfor support rather than illumination. Andrew Lang illumination drunk support It's your 21st birthday... What are you doing sober at the front row of a concert? Is it your 21st birthday? By the end of the night I promise... we will get you drunk, my friend. Andrew McMahon 21st-birthday drunk night I have a bigger problem at food events when I turn over a wine glass and people insist on pouring me a glass of wine. I have a bigger problem with drunk wine representatives, drunk wine salesmen at food events who keep trying to push a glass in my hand. Andrew Zimmern drunk wine people There were times that I would be drunk and just leave a place by myself because I had an impulse and wasn't thinking through the repercussions on others. Andy Daly drunk would-be thinking My wedding will be a great party where I can get drunk and have a good time. Anna Faris good-times drunk party She was sound asleep when he came to curl up next to her. She grunted. "Don't worry. I'm too drunk, I won't do anything," he murmered. As she had her back to him, he placed his nose on her neck and slid his arm underneath her to be as close to her as possible. Short strands of her hair tickled his nostrils. "Camille?" Was she asleep? Was she pretending? No answer either way. "I like being with you." A little smile. Was she dreaming? Was she asleep? Who knows. Anna Gavalda drunk dream hair Henry shook his head, 'I was drunk,' he said, trying to sound both ashamed and firm in this belief. He remembered the rosebush incident very clearly, of course, but he knew that sneaking into the bedroom window of his fiancee's little sister wasn't something he wanted to explain to his father. Sometimes, Henry reflected, being taken for a perpetual drunk was sort of convenient. Anna Godbersen drunk taken father I became a Christian before I got sober. So I was a drunk, bulimic Christian. Anne Lamott sober drunk christian It would be pleasant to be drunk. Anne Sexton pleasant drunk would-be You have to take pains in a memoir not to hang on the reader's arm, like a drunk, and say, 'And then I did this and it was so interesting. Annie Dillard drunk pain interesting I love Austin, but last time I was in town for twelve hours. I was exhausted, drunk and miserable. But none of that was Austin's fault. Anthony Jeselnik austin twelve drunk We are men on a budget. I mean, why go all the way to Amsterdam when you can just go to Harry Hines? Anthony Langston drunk men mean I feel like a drummer with no sticks and somebody keeps farting on my snare drum. Anthony Langston drunk drummer sticks Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche. Anthony Langston drunk wine jesus You can't kill rock and roll without a silver bullet because she's a werewolf. Anthony Langston rock-and-roll drunk rocks I never wanted to accept the position of the observer who is not involved in the situation. The technique and the aesthetics do not matter to me. Only the essence of what is happening is important to me. Here, for example, blurred pictures, they have appeared because for years I was shooting while being drunk. Antoine D'Agata drunk essence years You do not explain the tree by telling of the water it has drunk, the minerals it has absorbed, and the sunlight that strengthened it. Antoine de Saint-Exupery drunk tree water When all is said and done, no literature can outdo the cynicism of real life; you won't intoxicate with one glass someone who has already drunk up a whole barrel. Anton Chekhov drunk glasses real I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottles. Anton Chekhov drunk girl time «1234567891011»