Quotes by Drunk Here's a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there's someone right behind you. Dave Attell behind-you drunk thinking So I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but that's just how she passed out. Dave Attell drunk humor funny I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes. Dave Attell drunk want littles Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. Dave Moulton drunk drinking beer Touring with Iggy Pop was something to do. It was good fun. I got drunk a lot. David Bowie good-fun drunk fun Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff. David Feherty drunk play golf I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be like a video game, where you get to the highest level and it's not even a challenge any more. David Feherty drunk drinking games The sky was falling down on me and I spent most of the time drunk. It was the only way I could handle it. David Millar drunk sky fall A guy in Pennsylvania was arrested because he was drunk in his golf cart going from bar to bar. So they arrested him. I said: Wait a minute. Isn't that golf? David Letterman drunk waiting golf Public service announcement: In case of a terrorist attack, bottled water and duct tape are not going to do a damn thing. So do what Homeland Security Dir. Tom Ridge does: Get really drunk, and pick up a hooker. David Letterman drunk doe water The argument that women who become pregnant have in some sense consented to the pregnancy belies realityand others who are the inevitable losers in the contraceptive lottery no more 'consent' to pregnancy than pedestrians 'consent' to being struck by drunk drivers.' Dawn Johnsen drunk loser pregnancy I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor. Dean Martin drunk drinking night Discover the times when you're most creative - mornings, nights, afternoons - and clear the time to work then. Many writers find the mornings are best, and the afternoons are only good for editorial corrections, or getting the washing done. Others can only work through the night, drunk. Deborah Moggach drunk morning night Night clubs scare me. They're dark and they stink and they're dangerous and everybody's drunk. David Letterman drunk dark night Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist. Dean Koontz drunk car self A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive. Demetri Martin persuasive dangerous drunk You can't write drunk. Derek Walcott drunk writing Well I am still not drunk" I straightened up against the pillows as best I could. "You told me once that if you could still stand up, you weren't drunk." You aren't standing up." he point out. You are. Diana Gabaldon wells drunk stills Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk." "Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober." He got up and stalked upstairs, feeling for the wall as if he thought it might escape him unless he kept in touch with it. His bedroom door did escape him. Diana Wynne Jones drunk wall doors Tommy Dorsey was the last of the band leaders... He was ahead of his time; if he got drunk, he got difficult, but then who the hell isn't difficult when you get drunk. Dick Haymes drunk band leader «4567891011121314»