Quotes by Ducks Ducks are sweet, crows are intelligent; but I prefer dolphins because they are both sweet and intelligent. Mehmet Murat Ildan ducks intelligent sweet I look like a duck. It's the way my mouth curls up, or my nose tilts up. I should have played Howard the Duck. Michelle Pfeiffer curls ducks should-have I still look like a duck. Michelle Pfeiffer ducks stills looks I'm pretty sure there will be duck hunting in Heaven, and I can't wait. Mike Huckabee hunting ducks waiting The government competes in the private sector the way an alligator competes with a duck. Mike Pence ducks political government No one should be posing for duck-lipped selfies with the plaque of the dead. That wouldn't be right. Mira Grant posing ducks should I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread. Mitch Hedberg comedian ducks bread Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care, it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck. Mitch Hedberg ducks giving two If you're going to do Chuck Berry, you got to, you know, go all out, and the duck walk is just kind of you know, cursory. That's like standing. Mos Def berries ducks kind Contrary to popular belief, the Loch Ness Monster is not a dinosaur -- it's a huge mutant duck, a top researcher claims.... Most mainstream Nessie researchers consider Gluber's duck theory to be horse feathers and are trying to blast it out of the water. Murphy J. Foster, Jr. horse ducks water Just because one likes to cook up a great meal or decorate their home doesn't mean they have to do it with granite counter tops and duck a l'orange. Nadia Giosia ducks home mean I'm sure it's why I'm such an odd duck in my feminist generation, because I've always been equally fair to men. Nancy Friday ducks feminist men A duck call in the hands of the unskilled is one of conservation's greatest assets Nash Buckingham hunting ducks hands The ducks in St James's Park are so used to being fed bread by secret agents meeting clandestinely that they have developed their own Pavlovian reaction. Put a St James's Park duck in a laboratory cage and show it a picture of two men -- one usually wearing a coat with a fur collar, the other something sombre with a scarf -- and it'll look up expectantly. Neil Gaiman ducks men two Nothing. Absolutely nothing. No furniture, no light fittings, no carpet, no bodies. Not a single body. Nothing but the million ducks, the three million ducklings and a window. Nicky Singer ducks three light Remakes are always a challenge and they always are sitting ducks. Nicolas Cage ducks sitting challenges Mike Myers as Austin Powers makes me laugh - that was genius - and Daffy Duck makes me laugh, but I like odd behavior. I don't like hip dialogue and one-liners and all that sort of cool, sophomoric comedy. It's just not for me. Nicolas Cage daffy-duck ducks laughing What problems?" "Well for starters.. you're an evil duck killer. Nicholas Sparks killers ducks evil Tension translates to your guests. They'll have a much better time having chili and baked potatoes than they would if you did roast duck with a wild cherry sauce and then had to lie down and cry for a while. Nigella Lawson sauce ducks lying Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year! Ogden Nash ducks dark children «678910111213141516»