Quotes by Funny Friend My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me. Garry Shandling funny-friend love-you friendship Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter. Gelett Burgess funny-friend love-is friendship A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative. George Ade funny-friend time best-friend Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere. Gilbert K. Chesterton drawing funny-friend art Time for Tolerance,Equality, and Acceptance, It's allways TEA time with my Friends. Gregory Douglass acceptance funny-friend friendship It is good to have some friends both in heaven and hell. George Herbert hell funny-friend heaven Some people look for a beautiful place, others make a place beautiful. Hazrat Inayat Khan funny-friend beautiful beauty Every man should have a fair-sized cemetary in which to bury the faults of his friends. Henry Adams funny-friend friendship men It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow any of his stuff if you would just be his friend. That's what the library is. A government funded pathetic friend. Jerry Seinfeld government funny-friend kids Why would anybody want a friend? Jerry Seinfeld funny-friend want Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends. Lord Chesterfield funny-friend best-friend friendship I've noticed your hostility towards him... I ought to have guessed you were friends. Malcolm Bradbury bad-friend funny-friend friendship A friend may be waiting behind a stranger's face. Maya Angelou funny-friend waiting friendship Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused. Mason Cooley disappointment funny-friend laughing An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him. Oscar Wilde funny-friend friendship men Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice. Otto von Bismarck funny-best-friend funny-friend friendship What I know for sure is that if you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. I know ours is. Oprah Winfrey real funny-friend friendship I don't like half the folks I love. Paul Thorn folks half funny-friend The world is round so that friendship may encircle it. Pierre Teilhard de Chardin cute-best-friend funny-friend friendship I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey. Sally Phillips monkeys pubs funny-friend «123»